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About Me

Alright, so I'm gay. Get over it. I don't think I act all that gay, though. Honestly, sex is usually the last thing on my mind. Top prioty? Video Games. Yeah. Total geek.I'm nothin' mind-blowing or even anything all that spectacular. I'm me, myself, and I. Who could ask for anything more? I've got the whole Leo-Virgo cusp thing goin on... where I'm both boastful, yet modest. Regal, yet crazy. Intelligent, but not overbearing. I think I'm a pretty swell guy, and not many people can say that about themselves. Tall, thin, dorky, kitschy, wiley, unafraid, gutsy, and I hate surprises. Sometimes, I wish I was a superhero! There. That's it. more?: http://thisisme.00me.com or check me on LiveJournal.com as Bjorklovesme -- CLICK IT!

My Interests

SKATEBOARDS, Star Wars, VIDEO GAMES, Electronica, Boys, David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Game Boy Advance SP, Game Cube, Playstation 2, Nintendo, Eddie Izzard, Weetzie Bat, zodiacs, Final Fantasy, COMEDY, The Legend of Zelda, Mega Man, The Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Strangers With Candy, He-Man, LITERATURE, Popular, Boys in their underwear, Adult Swim, Longboards, Beer, Vodka, Tatts, Veronica Mars, Cigarettes, Cheap thrills, HEROES, Circle jerks, Voyuerism, greasy food after a night of hard drinkin', Music, Comedy, Love, Living.

I'd like to meet:

I'm frightened by most effeminate men... the ones that have the super limp wrists, speak with Queen Latifah ghetto flair, and use the word "drama" in their daily vocabulary. I try to steer clear of pretentious people... c'mon, is all that attitude really worth the effort? I want to meet crazy, fun, in-the-moment kids. Guys n' gals who like to explore and who find excitment in the most basic of pleasures. People who play video games, and people who listen and love music so much, that it feels like it flows through their veins. I want to make friends and fall in love with them.

Music:

Princess Superstar, Self, Emiliana Torrini, Bjork, Tori Amos, Le Tigre, Ladytron, Tracy + the Plastics, Rufus Wainwright, Kelis, N.E.R.D., Skunk Anansie, Liz Phair, The Dandy Warhols, Bran Van 3000, Sia, Kate Bush, Avenue D., Outkast, Esthero, Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash, The Superstars of Love, Dirty Sanchez, Postal Service, the Incredible Moses Leroy, Scissor Sisters, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zero 7, Imogen Heap, Amy Winehouse, 80's, 90's, you name it...

Movies:

Pecker, Pleasantville, Heathers, Valley Girl, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, The Goonies, The Princess and the Warrior, all Muppet Movies, Mystery Science Theater 3000 flicks, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Thoroughly Modern Millie, The Triplets of Belville, Girls Will Be Girls, Run Lola Run, Dancer in the Dark, Psycho Beach Party, Donnie Darko, Go, Young Frankenstein, Threesome, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Tank Girl, Pump Up the Volume, Lost Boys, etc etc...

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Adult Swim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sex & the City, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, G4, Sci-Fi, Comedy Central, He-Man, Strangers With Candy, Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, Heroes, 24, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Greg the Bunny, Robot Chicken, Wonder Showzen, Mystery Science Theater 3000

Books:

Dangerous Angels: The Weetzie Bat Books, Naked, His Dark Materials (The Golden Compass, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass), Meridian, Bridget Jones Diary, A Series of Unfortunate Events, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence, Comic Books, Fray, Tales of the Vampire, Tales of the Slayer, Dry., Tokyo Pop Manga, Wigfield, Postsecret, Yiddish With Dick and Jane

Heroes:

Batman, Spiderman, Link from The Legend of Zelda, He Man, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, HEROES, Fray, Mario and Luigi.... Eep! I'm a geek!

My Blog

This is dedicated to the One(s) I love.

I'm not cool. There's no style to my outfits and no wealth in my pockets. I'm not a heart-throb, nor am I some sort of ugly trainwreck with legs. I'm no one special. But, that'...
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 01:39:00 PST

I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy

To define Whimsy, one could say it's simply an odd idea or acting upon something in a somewhat unexepected and unreasonable way. I find that I'm often whimsical. I have a new footfall for ...
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:35:00 PST

Ch-ch-ch-changes.

Been awhile since I posted in this thing. Sad truth is, I haven't really posted in my Livejournal in quite some time, either. My life has really changed over the last year. Lost touch with a lot o...
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 02:47:00 PST

Bringin' in the Boxes

urgh... i'm tired... crabby.... sore all over, especially my shoulders n' neck... i've got a splitting migraine that's makin' me queezy.... this, my friends, is my best at being my worst. there...
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 07:46:00 PST

Older = Wiser?

It hit me like a ton of bricks... I'm 25... I'm older. When I was younger, like around 14 or so, I always wondered what I would look like or what I would be doing with myself in my 20's. Would I...
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Leo the Weak-Hearted tab04

So what's the problem with me? Left eating cold cheesy mac. Another night to trip me up Another rail to cause a panic attack. My eyes are strained and open. My heart pounding as hard As a man ...
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Blair Witch Faggot

A very drunk Mr. Tinlunchbox... Mikey took this video of me with his phone a night or so ago when I was extremely drunk......
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just a Kiss'll Do

You know, I don't want love right now. Just a kiss would be nice. A passionate kiss. Fuck, I can't wait to see Rufus in June...
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Country Robot / Letter to Dorothy

Country Robot / A Letter to Dorothy The Incredible Moses Leroy I heard our song on the radio It reminded me of us Another love song on the radio Another full moon broken heart I spent a lif...
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The NEW Fresh -- tab04

I was powerLas Vegas strip-downBetting on lucky black 13And dropping cocktailsLike nuclear bombs. The thickest of lipsticked smilesSmeared just slightlyOn the cuff of my sleeveTells their own tales.I...
Posted by Tinlunchbox on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST