Writing, daydreaming, music, tacky artwork, ugly sweaters, girl fights, gas station food
People who don't suck.
Aphex Twin, Army of Lovers, The Art of Noise, The B-52's, Beastie Boys, Bill Nelson, Billy Idol, Black Sabbath, Blondie, Bow Wow Wow, Buckethead, The Cars, Causey Way, Cycle Sluts from Hell, Cyndi Lauper, Dead Milkmen, Dead or Alive, Debbie Gibson, Depeche Mode, Devo, Divinyls, Donna Summer, The Doors, Duran Duran, Echo and The Bunnymen, Eurythmics, The Family, Flaming Lips, The Flirts, Frank Zappa, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, George Michael, Goldfrapp, Heart, Heaven 17, Human League, Iron Maiden, Jesse Johnson, Jimmy Somerville, Joan Jett and The Blackhearts, Killer Pussy, Klaus Nomi, The Knife, Kraftwerk, Ladytron, Lords of Acid, Madhouse, Madness, Madonna, Man Parrish, Metallica, Ministry, Moby, The Motels, New Order, Newcleus, Offspring, Oingo Boingo, Pet Shop Boys, Pilot Scott Tracy, The Plasmatics, Polysics, The Prima Donnas, Prince, Propaganda, Queen, Richard Cheese, The Rolling Stones, The Shangri-Las, Sheila E., Siouxsie and The Banshees, Slow Children, Sneaker Pimps, Soft Cell, Sparks, Suzanne Vega, Ta Mara and The Seen, Talk Talk, Tears for Fears, 'Til Tuesday, The Time, Toyah Wilcox, U2, Underworld, Vanity 6, Venus Hum, VNV Nation, Vomitron, The Waitresses, Wendy and Lisa, Wesley Willis, Wing
Beetlejuice, Russ Meyer's entire catalogue, Happiness, The Toxic Avenger, John Waters' celluloid creations, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the first one), A Nightmare on Elm Street, American Beauty, most of David Lynch's oddities, some of Stanley Kubrick's works, cinematic atrocities committed during the Disco era (ex. Can't Stop the Music), Willow
Mystery Science Theater 3000, Maury (excluding episodes involving makeovers or obese children), Roseanne, Beavis and Butt-head, The Golden Girls, Mama's Family, 30 Rock
David Sedaris, Bret Easton Ellis, Marquis de Sade, Judy Blume