Comets |
I applied for my passport on Friday. My trip isn't for another four months, but I've been told that it often takes three months to process these days with everyone trying to get out of the country and...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:47:00 GMT |
Epic Movie! |
I've never had problems with getting profanity through on my RT blog, but figured this one may get pulled. So I'm putting an extra copy here. Okay, let's get past the obvious quickly: Epic M...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:54:00 GMT |
Ugh |
When a porn store customer tells you that you look like hell, it's probably time to admit that you're sick.
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 20:54:00 GMT |
iGnore |
I recently purchased an iPod shuffle with the intention of using it at the gym, a mythical land I've read about in the tales of my peers where shiny instruments of torture eagerly turn your tummy fat ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:34:00 GMT |
Notes on Notes |
First off, two things:One: I'd really like to recommend "I Keee You!!," a new comic strip collection edited by Benn Ray and published by Atomic. It's a great compilation of short strips from various a...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 20:19:00 GMT |
A Glimpse into my Neuroses |
It's said that, as a Virgo, I'm said to be horribly anal-retentive about certain things, but anyone who's been to my apartment can attest that this trait doesn't apply to physical objects, resulting i...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:52:00 GMT |
Penmanship |
It is difficult to write "Detroit" across your own neck with a pen.
Just mentioning it, in case you ever feel the need to try it.
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 17:12:00 GMT |
Who are the people in my neighborhood? |
I get home a bit late last night, around 1:30 or so, and as I'm taking my bike up the stairs, I hear a voice from the basement. "Who just came in?" it asks in a slightly drunken slur.
"Umm, just...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:39:00 GMT |
What's cookin', Bert? |
I can't cook.
I realized this years ago, I suppose, but was until recently completely unable to admit it. Oh, sure, I can go through the motions of cooking, as a few of my friends unfortunate en...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 11:25:00 GMT |
True Confessions |
1. I took theater for four years in high school and have no idea what an "octive" is.
2. I've never seen "The Godfather."
3. I once made out with someone less than three minutes afte...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 20:20:00 GMT |
