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Roscoe P.

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About Me

.. my bad.

My Interests

I AM THE UNABLOGGERSan Francisco Giants baseball, The Nation Of Thizzzzzzlam

I'd like to meet:

praise allah for that ass.

Music:

Ghostface, Ghostface, Ghostface, Fiona Apple, Andre Nickatina, Johnny Cash, Nelly Furtado and Creedence. . .

Movies:

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pierrot Le Fout, U Turn WAR MOVIES: Full Metal Jacket, Thin Red Line, Three Kings, Apocalypse Now . . . DRUG MOVIES: Jesus' Son, Drugstore Cowboy, Requiem, KUBRICK: 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Full Metal (again) JAIL MOVIES: Bad Boys, Raising Arizona ALSO: I Heart Huckabees, Jackass, Vertigo, Sin City, Brokeback Mountain and motherfuckin Match Point (AKA the Scott Peterson story, the way it should've gone down).

Television:

Sportscenter, Jeopardy, Hardball, Temptation Island (RIP), SNL, Around the Horn, Conan, KID NATION!

Books:

The Age of Spiritual Machines, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Jesus' Son, The Unabomber Manifesto, Slaughterhouse Five, Factotum, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail (RIP)

My Blog

Hillbilly Clinton

Hillary Clinton: Ralph Nader for HillbilliesRussell Morse Eight years ago, I found myself crouched in a doorway in downtown Los Angeles as police officers in riot gear fired tear gas and rubber bullet...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Thu, 15 May 2008 12:11:00 PST

Decadent and Depraved: Hillary, Horse Racing and the Hills

It is a common, irritating and overused metaphor in the world of political reporting: The Horse Race. This is the numbers game, the poll-surfing and guessing that fuels the meaningless and mindless ex...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:33:00 PST

M’aider! M’aider!

There was a moment early on in the Mayday festivities in New York City that qualified as surreal. An elderly Chinese woman took a break from toting her "immigrant rights now" sign through Union Square...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:30:00 PST

Who Are These Women: A Dispatch From Philadelphia

PHILADELPHIA -- I'm concerned that this election is turning me into a misogynist. Last night, I watched Hillary Clinton deliver her victory speech in a hotel in downtown Philadelphia, cringing. I look...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:26:00 PST

Pope Benedict XVI in the Holy City

The day before Pope Benedict was to arrive in New York City on his first visit here as vicar, as God on earth, a taxicab burst into flames on fifth avenue. It could not be extinguished and policemen a...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:22:00 PST

Tibetan Monks and Frat Boys Unite!

As the U.S. dollar marinates in the world economy's toilet and as we consider whether to elect a woman or a black man president, and our young people limit their political outrage to wearing ironic T-...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:14:00 PST

Tupac Obama: The Real Dream Ticket

I can remember very clearly where I was when I learned that Tupac Shakur was dead. It was a pivotal and momentous event in my young life and I will always be able to tell the story of where I was when...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:09:00 PST

Bring Back the White Guys: We Werent Ready After All

I've written several pieces in the past few months highlighting Barack Obama's presidential bid as a beacon of hope for my generation. I've called it the end of apathy, rebirth of optimism and so on a...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:02:00 PST

What if the Millennials Lose? A Dispatch from the Rhode Island Primary

PROVIDENCE, R.I. -- I got a text message from a friend the morning after Tuesday's primaries. The newly politicized young, Latino Obama supporter asked me, "Should I be concerned?"To be honest, I didn...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Wed, 07 May 2008 03:00:00 PST

Supersoak that Filipino: Barack Obama, Latino-Palooza and Malt Liquor

America sits on the precipice of a great and grim milestone as we confront the fact that it will soon be cheaper to buy a gallon of malt liquor than a gallon of gas. And where does that leave our fami...
Posted by Roscoe P. on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:55:00 PST