"Carly and I would go over to Buckle's and Puff would turn us on to a hot load of mescaline crumbled into a tumbler of ether with a float of Percocet jimmies. I'd wake up with blood on my ass, and then we'd get high. Those were some good times!"
- Switchblade
How am I not myself?
1) yao i dont even know this girl that well.. hung out with her a handful of times back when she rocked holey jeans vans and a barbell through the labret and 6 years later get abruptly reacquainted when she shows up on my stoop all quiet and mature-like. dont be fooled by the front tho... carlys as scrappy as the next girl with pINaY pRiDe scrawled on her binder in bic ballpoint son. she also claims her powers of persuasion are rooted in some level 5 jedi steez... i dont have the heart to tell her its just the junk in the trunk . -lolersearcher neuwin
2) bitch is crazy. -lolersearcher neuwin
3) bitch i dont even know you! -lolersearcher neuwin
4) carly is mercurial and she likes it that way. bitch . -lolersearcher neuwin
5) the sweet vanilla scent masks the mad elusive oblivious whimsicality. -lolersearcher neuwin
6) a pretty exterior with a sweet candy center. also by candy i mean mayonnaise. carlys like a fried ball of mayonnaise.
sriracha on the side please. -lolersearcher neuwin
7) the condiment queen and purveyor of fine 3rd world beveragosity. - lolersearcher neuwin
