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Grandmaster Kona

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am Kona, so named from koan (because my mom couldn't figure out quite why I hopped into her back yard one distant day and thought it to be quite a riddle). My favorite pasttime is chasing away other furry creatures who seem to think that they are more deserving of attention then I - fools. Clearly I am the cutest, and most cunning, of all species with fur.XYZ Layouts

My Interests

Chewing on electrical cords, bed posts, antagonizing cats, filling up a litter box in less then four days, eating house plants that I was not supposed to eat, falling off ledges and scaring the crap out of mom, hidding under ladies' skirts, eating fruit, jumping high into the air, tossing anything that makes supra loud noises, chewing holes in beds, carpets, furniture and blankets, yanking on moms jeans, tossing my food bowl when it is empty, scaring little children, on occassion eating small bits of chicken that fall to the floor, running in front of people to see if they trip, and did I mention hiding under ladies' skirts?.

I'd like to meet:

People who never run out of energy with which to pet me are my personal favorite. Otherwise I am looking to meet rabbits who are politically involved in de-fencing all green pastures, and destroying chemical fertilizers which damage our foods.

Music:

HIP HOP HIP HOP HIP HOP HIP HOP HIP HOP HIP HOP HIPPITY HOPPITY HIP-HOP!!!!!

Movies:

Wallace & Gromit's Curse of the Were-Rabbit!!!! Monty Python flicks and killa bunnies!!!

Books:

The book of bunny suicides (both one and two) - matt groeging's old comics featuring binky.

Heroes:

ROGER RABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!