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el wad

Half Man, Half Amazing.

About Me

Just an ordinary guy, you know...looking for that special girl to tie up and beat with a battery cable....I am enamored with horticulture....really, can't get enough of it. I wanna start a rose garden that will make all the old men on my block jealous...Then, when they come under cover of darkness to steal my beautiful flowers...I'll have a reason to beat the living shit out of them.

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My Interests

Handing out lollipops. Giving piggyback rides to fat girls with little boobies. Molecular biology. Standing under the escalators at target and staring up people's skirts. Touching myself and others. Bad music and worse movies. Grocery Disbursement Day. Ninjas. Meatloaf. A really good cry. Sound Systems. Pornography. Wearing Golden Speedos. Hanging out in the kiddie pool. Orgami. Kicking my friends in the nuts. Electronics. Drinking cheap beer. Walking around with my arms up. Southern Rock Goddamn Nascar! Tree Fucking. Saying things that hurt others. Global domination. Smelling girls hair when they aren't looking. Rubbing myself in peanut butter. Midgets in washtubs. Women in those creepy rubber suits. Dressing like Batman. Quietly farting and then moving away. Communist Propaganda. Lawn Equipment. Slowly building stockpiles of munitions for the revolution. Chainsaws. Jesus....

I'd like to meet:

Dee Dee Ramone...................................... Old Dirty Bastard................................... G.G.Allin......................................... Richard Speck....................................... Vladimir Nabokov...................................... Pac Man Jones.......................................... Ty Cobb............................................... The Candyman.......................... The Scatman........................... Richard Pryor......................... This Guy.............................. San Diego River-Man.................... Slim Goodbody........................... Sharon Tate........................... This Guy................................................ Leadbelly............................................... Ditka.................................................. Ogie Oglethorpe........................................ Frankenstein........................................... Jesus................................................

Music:

I listen to both types....Country And Western. N.W.A. Public Enemy. LL Cool J. Wu Tang. Run DMC. The Notorious BIZ. Kool Moe Dee. The Treacherous Three. Grandmaster Flash. The Fat Boys. Slick Rick. Eazy E. Kurtis Blow. Los Tigres Del Norte. Motorhead. Black Sabbath. MC5GRAVEDIGGAZ - 1-800-SUICIDE

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Movies:

Pillow Talk. Singin In The Rain. Clambake. When Harry Met Sally. Ass Sluts 17. Look Who's Coming to Dinner. Gahndi. Pride And Prejudice. Cocoon. She-Male Gang Bang 29. The Unbearable Lightness Of Being. Mary Poppins. When A Man Loves A Woman. Angels In The Outfield. Hot Loads 3. The Passion Of The Christ. night of the living dead

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Television:

7th Heaven. Love American Style. Golden Girls. Matlock. 700 Club.

Books:

Are you there God? It's me Margaret. Sweet Valley High....other than that, readings for fags.

Heroes:

ME Motherfuckers....who else do you think?.... Conan the Barbarian. OJ Simpson. Blofly. John Wayne Gacy. The REAL Dream Team. Uday Hussein. Black Flash. Mr Rogers. Wilt Chamberlain. David Hasselhoff. The Hulkster. Idi Amin. Marvin Gaye. Darrell Dawkins. Clarence Thomas. Strom Thurmond. Andrew Cunanaan. Coconut Pete. Superfly Jimmy Snuka. Lyle Alzado. Pat Robertson. Dr. Tooth. John Holmes. OG Trek Crew. Evel Knievel. Chato. Flava Flav. Robert Blake. Cassius Clay. He-Who-Cannot-Be-Named. James Brown. Chuck D. Mah Nigga. Benny Hill. Burt Reynolds. Tim Leary. Nick Nolte. Willie Nelson. The Brown Bull. L. Ron Hubbard. MJ to tha' muthafukin C. Anton LaVey. Raoul Duke. Che Guevara. This Guy. Dr. Spock. This guy. Jesus.

My Blog

Think you got what it takes?...

I am taking this opportunity to issue a challenge...ALL women, children and midgets are hereby put on notice....I am taking on all comers, thats right folks, The Wad has decided to put his inter-gende...
Posted by el wad on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:05:00 PST

they're coming...are you prepared?

I had the dream last night...I know I know...Yup, it's official folks...fuckin zombies are comin'. So...the question is not when are they coming, but WHAT will you do?  Will you barricade yo...
Posted by el wad on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:27:00 PST

blog blog blog blog part 3

I am enamored with horticulture....really, can't get enough of it.  I wanna start a rose garden that will make all the old men on my block jealous...Then, when they come under cover of darkness t...
Posted by el wad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WWTD bitches.,....

  What Would Devo Do?... Fuck that shit...it's all about the WWTD?!! Thats right kiddies...Do you have an empty hole in your soul?  Let the ever loving light of the wad fill it up...Holey so...
Posted by el wad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blog blog blog blog blog blog blog blog!!!!!!(part 2)

I fucking HATE local music..... I think that the bands you people pay 5 bucks to see play would be better off if nobody went to their shows....How can you big-deal yourself if you are in a shitty san ...
Posted by el wad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blog blog blog...Wads got a blog blog blog...cmon and read his blog blog blog

Blog blog blog blog blog blog blog....I'm gonna write a blog...Everybody's doin it...I'm interesting, well, my mom say's so at least...Why shouldn't El Wad be bloggin?...I'll just make shit up... Went...
Posted by el wad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST