Food and pooping and sitting in the tub and bugs and biting you and looking at the wall and sitting in doorways and being pet on the head but not the belly and sometimes under the chin cuz I can't scratch very well under there. And sitting in the tub. And being pet on the head. And food that comes in cans when it's mashed up in the other food but only the kind in the blue cans with the mush inside, not the chunks or the other chunks and ONLY THE BLUE CANS!! I'll starve to death if you try and feed me the red cans or the yellow cans and I'll hate you for five minutes and vomit on the floor. And I like vomiting on the floor.
Birds and fish and -- what was that? Did you see that? It went by the window. Hang on, wait, no...okay, it's gone now. I want to meet some birds with a crippled wing or something and some kind of fish, the kind that comes in those cans. The Whitefish and Tuna Dinner fish is the fish I want, I think. And THERE IT GOES AGAIN! Why are you just sitting there! Open the damn window so I can save us all! It's gone again. Great. What was I talking about? People are okay if they pet me PET ME PET ME NOW! And they are fun to bite.
I like the bird who sits out in the bush out that window and hops around and I watch him through the screen when there's nothing to do or when there's something to do that's what I'm doing. I want to chew on his head and that's why he's my hero the end.