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SPUD

Foooooood..... fooood?... fooood! Gah!

About Me

Im black and a hot little piece of pussy.

My Interests

Those little mouse things that my girl brings home. They make me CRAZY.... wait... one of them is watching me right now... (hang on... gotta kill it)... ok. back now... wait... no. K. uh... what was I talking about?I WOULD like tuna but my GIRL doesnt bring me any. Im on this crappy weight control shit. Thanks.. alot. psh.

I'd like to meet:

People who will actually take care of my personal needs. Like constant 24-hour attention and grooming.

My Blog

A complaint about the new food.

Ok. so there is this new food in my bowl today, and it looks the same as the last kind of food, but it smells different and tastes different. Im looking on the bag, and it says "Special Diet Formula...
Posted by SPUD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why am I so itchy?

K. So, Im home alone all the time, right? (because my human doesnt care much about me, APPARENTLY) ... I guess it wouldnt be so bad it my roomie (Patches... BITCH) wasnt TRYING TO KILL ME ALL THE TI...
Posted by SPUD on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST