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Capt. Moss

uncouth

About Me

I am fairly nondescript, I have a few scars, a sweet ass ring and that's all. You! Love My Bling! (wild gestures at finger)

My Interests

The kickball, the BBQ, wrasslin', tusslin, and the mark of the queensbury. Also I am a Quaker, so I guess that makes me a pacifist.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody I don't already know.

Music:

Jazz fest in New Orleans is like 35% jazz.

Movies:

Any action movie with strong homosexual undertones. I guess I like all action movies.

Television:

TV is funny and should be consumed in moderation. Though my wifey will tell you I do not.

Books:

Comics are faster reads than books. Chicks check out Promethea. Dudes check out the Authority. If yer a mannish lady check out both. Sweet! Also I recommend Seven Soldiers and Shaolin Cowboy. If you have anything featuring this type of unbound imagination, I am all ears. If you waste my time I will savage you.

Heroes:

Elvis, Any Graduate of the University Of Battery Technology. Tony Alamo