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Chloe

lamoulinex

About Me

uppity and bumptious. often heard muttering "this is shite". a slackjawed britvic stacker turned singer. teak skinned with immovable fop hair with on-again off-again curls, condemned by DNA to be amazing. recently voted the 9th coolest person in the UK by THIS shit magazine. a singer in: myspace.com/purereasonrevolutiona DJ in musical trio: myspace.com/socialleoparda resident DJ at : myspace.com/dirtyticket07a resident DJ at : myspace.com/club2dogsfightin

My Interests

trying to make my life less like an extended outtake from Deliverance

I'd like to meet:

    an illegal eastern european au pair a pair of excrutiatingly earnest male gillette models an adversary a satanic cow saskia from last year's big brother (or anyone else who will claim with jaw-dropping assertion that the second world war started in 1966) warring female sociopaths denise robertson upwardly mobile farm peasants ex-prostitutes manipulative doll-faced simpletons anyone whoes appearance equates loosely with a doomed rock legend waif boys 1x monarch of the glen style manbeast a boss-eyed farmhand 13 year olds drenched in hormones 1x educationally subnormal drummer someone who has failed to equate their ill-health with the fact that they never wash their hands brian glover children who revile sweetcorn someone with a sunday times wine club subscription someone who is spiralling into a destructive alcoholic breakdown someone who is finishing a 300-piece jigsaw of the cotswolds
i changed my mind. the following may now apply:
    those with a wounded inner child. the physically repellent. (i will not apply for an injunction)
if you want to be my friend you must first go and hurl a bag of shit into any central london branch of Yates to see how many objectionable, expressionless dullards it sticks to.

Music:

Talk Talk, Stereolab, 10cc, Add N To (X), David Axelrod, Pink Floyd, ELO, Fleetwood Mac, MSTRKRFT, Crystal Castles, The Zombies, X-Ray Spex, Justice, L7, The Black Ghosts, Ed Banger, Xerox Girls, SMD, Vanessa Paradis, TV On The Radio, Uffie, Tears for Fears, Stevie Nicks, Stereo Total, Momus, Chicks on Speed, Sonic Youth, Digitalism, Whitey, Brian Eno, The Dears, Ride, Hope Of The States, Queen, Pavement, CSNY, Au revoir simone, My Bloody Valentine, Turbonegro, Deep Purple, Yes, The Moldy Peaches, Sally Oldfield, Mansun, Lynrd Skynrd, The Beach Boys, The Duke Spirit, Morning Wood, Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada, The Boxer Rebellion, Caravan, Pure Reason Revolution, DJ Shadow, Modest Mouse, Elliot Smith, Serge Gainsbourg, Engineers, Oceansize, Iggy Pop, Interpol, New Order, The Walkmen, Rush, Deerhoof, Hocus Pocus, Smashing Pumpkins, Regina Spektor, Television, Joy Division, primal scream, pj harvey, le tigre, devo, orange juice, soft cell, mudhoney, elp, the mars volta, chromeo, the arcade fire, blonde redhead, visage, ramones, leonard cohen, françoise hardy, the breeders, m83, mogwai, the sonics, sigur ros, smashing pumkins, the bluetones, the sleepy jackson, gentle giant, rush, unkle, the talking heads, ween, squarepusher, nouvelle vague, patti smith, gary low, anthony and the johnsons, sons and daughters, p.p. arnold, the small faces, roxy music, scout niblet, syd barrett, q and not u, the wedding present, bob dylan, the band, ennio morricone, youth movie soundtrack strategies, the pin-ups, mirage, martha & the muffins, the sea and cake, sagittarius, seu jorge, cat power, the band, the amboy dukes, beck, joan baez, mew, juliette greco, the sleepy jackson, america, the beta band, billie holliday, bikini kill, moving units, mew, four tet, architecture in helsinki, redjetson, dweeb, disco pistol, steeleye span, nick cave, tortoise, the slits, circulus, rufus wainright, godspeed, marillion, blue oyster cult, 65daysofstatic, tom waits, small faces, violent femmes, giant drag, the like, hot chip, the organ, toto, rainbow, archie bronson outfit, adem, quasi, captain, phoenix, spank rock,simian mobile disco, hot club de paris, dfa, mstrkrft, bauhaus, wrm, peter bjorn and john, creedence clearwater revival, sebastien tellier, leo sayer, css, coco rosie, saloon, belle & sebastian, magnetic fields, brigitte bardot, camera obscura,i'm from barcelona, apples in stereo, moldy peaches, nu shooz, art of noise, hall & oates, grandaddy. early primal scream.jesus & mary chain, adventures in stereob, le futur pompiste, the droids, porcupine tree, the jets, comet gain, kings of convenience, jean-claude vannier. pia fraus, sweet trip, teenage fanclub, broken family band, hefner, jacqueline taeib, tom tom club,

Television:

Matsui 14"er

Books:

Tricolore 1, Tricolore 2, Tricolore 3, Tricolore 4, any gatefold sleeve edition of the Radio Times, Vice Cream:Gormet Vegen Desserts, Twentieth Century Eightball, Val Collins' Guide To Microwave Baking

My Blog

Gavin Harrison&05ric

i designed the artwork for the new album by Gavin Harrison and 05ric...
Posted by Chloe on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:13:00 PST

I Killed Pleb

i've derailed pleb. actually, she was swallowed by a bloated cackling sea cow. hopefully she'll get hauled from the deep sea by a crew of spanish fishermen and held in a cage while villagers gather ro...
Posted by Chloe on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:46:00 PST

DJ and Gig Diary 2007

.. 4/1/07 Two Dogs Fighting@Trash Palace - DJ SET4/2/07 Two Dogs Fighting@Trash Palace - DJ SET27/1/07 The Pangaea Festival@UMSU - DJ SET6/6/07 Dirty Ticket@Madame JoJo's - DJ SET5/7/07 Dirty Ticke...
Posted by Chloe on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:35:00 PST

JADE GOODEY..

..is so repugnant that every time i see a picture of her i want to climb inside the page and vomit ink down her eye sockets.ANYWAY,This Saturday (27/1/07) I will be DJing at The Pangaea Festival@UMSU(...
Posted by Chloe on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

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centuries from now, historians will cite myspace as the quintessential artefact of a civilisation sliding into total shit.
Posted by Chloe on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 03:32:00 PST

Highlights of 2005 :

1.suzie's hand 2. 3.meeting mark radcliffe 4.turning down a tour with tears for fears
Posted by Chloe on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:34:00 PST

home?

8 days left
Posted by Chloe on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:34:00 PST

tit off

"hey, itv - pay attention to me! because i've just seen Balls Of Steel right, and it's given me a great idea for a new tv series, yeah? it's a comedy show called Ha Ha You're Grieving, and it stars me...
Posted by Chloe on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 12:47:00 PST

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it's sunday. i should be out dancing to speed house with high-NRG legend Divine.
Posted by Chloe on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:56:00 PST