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The Silver Fox Coalition

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I have lived in Tibet with my accomplice Iron Fisted Turkey Johnson now for over 10 years training hard,but not just with the arts that are martialistic. I have been highly trained in composing absolutley pointless fusion arrangements. These include..... Martial arts jazz fused with star wars. Death metal comedy with essence of george fornby. These are but 2 of my deadly weapons. I cannot digress much further into my specialities for fear of people honing my own home bred ethnic pot of crotchet kung foolery.Having trained with all my heroes and idols, i feel there is noone i have the need to meet.... However there is one person who i, and my accomplice Iron Fisted turkey johnson continue to pursue. He is Known as... The Moisturised King Kong Palm Warrior. He is my sworn enemy and will do anything to Destroy me or any of my Clan. I have posted this picture up of him and some of his warriors for all to see the sheer evil that runs through him and his people who make up The Mighty Neutrogena Clan. The afore mentioned palm warrior, wears specially hand crafted gloves [made from softened guiche from a asian toenail] that are so deadly, simply the single touch of one finger can utterly shrivle the head of ken woot, the eager hysterectomy half mammal half camel. His neon coat made from hardwearing cunt wax, is not only waterproof and high visibility, it has hidden weapons within the hood, pockets and sleeves. One being Micro xml and java throwing stars. He also uses a deep voiced technique when getting angry to confuse and amuse his opponent. The few warriors i have have pictures of are. [Top left] The Log headed Black Santa [aka] Wog-Log. [Bottom left] This is Mandible Jeff, stupid but deadly. [Bottom middle and bottom right] They are twin-faced turntable tiger. These 2 are the same person. They use a special Rubber yak-sak [yak's scrotum] as the primary ingriedient for there masks. They can mutate their face into any shape or person, gender, race, animal or clegnut. The only thing that gives away there presence is the distinct smell of yak nuts. Never the less their vinyl crab technique and their four fingered transformer punch make them both musical and extremely deadly. [Top right] Is a deadly poison all these warriors use, Its ancestory name is Noboclene. It is usually used by hanging a thin thread [usually fishing line] through a hole in the unsuspectors roof over the mouth of the enemy. Then the Noboclene is wiped across the thread and slides down into the mouth of the victim. All of these usually travel seperate to avoid complete capture ............................................................ ............................................................ ................

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/11/2004
Band Website: coming soon
Band Members: Silver Fox- Guitars--------Silver Fux- Programming------Silver Fax- Synth work--------Silver Fix- Horns----------- Benny Celery- Kung Fu samples---------- Eric Glut- Cuts and Scratches-------- Everything else- Silver Fox.
Influences: Our main influences and interests are obviously the Martial Arts, music, Skateboarding around the monastery, obtaining and honing new skills in and around my recording studio situated in the mountains of Tibet. Recording, producing and mixing all of the monks music, whatever it may be, and stealing. !!!!!!!SQUUAAAREEEPPUUUSSHHHERR!!!!!!!!! !INCUBUS!, At the drive in, !!!!PANTERA!!!!, Audioslave, The mars volta, Dr Octagon (Dr doom, Kool Keith) Alice in chains, A perfect circle, Chino XL, Pat Crumley quartet, !!!!SQUAREPUSHER!!!!! Tool, Rage against the machine, Soundgarden, Tha alkaholics, Early Xzibit, Gang Starr, Mudvayne, !AMBER FALLS! Stan Bush (yes.. bush) Sikth, Fantomas, !!!!!!SQUAREPUSHER!!!!!!! Tomahawk, Faith no more, Slipknot, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Survivor, !RUSH! Devin townsend, Ben harper, !AMPLIFIER! Buck 65, Cave in, Chris Cornell, Dillinger Escape Plan, !!!VICTOR WOOTEN!!! Dog fashion disco, The Herbaliser, Jeff Buckley, GLC, Mark B and Blade, Kid Koala, Dj Shadow, Mr Scruff, Dream Theatre, Primus, QOTSA, Temple of the dog, The Urge, Velvet revolver, Dj Krush, Dj Cam, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SQUAREPUSHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, !PHOTEK! !!KAADA!! Senser, Muse, !ZHI! KRS One, Pete rock, Souls of Mischief, Dj Food, Dj Vadim, Anything from NINJA TUNE, The Knack, ELP, Early Genesis, !YES! Curved Air, Jethro Tull, Focus, Procul Harum, Camel, Van Der Graaf, Generator, !!PEEPING TOM!! The More I See, UNKLE, Brand X, Lightning Bolt, Mobb Deep, Jeru the Damaja, Mr Bungle, The X-ecutioners, Pharoahe Monch, Jordan Night, Kerbdog, Shootyz Groove, Guns n Roses, Deftones, SOAD, Downset, !RORY GILBERT! Ozric Tentacles, Sublime, Probot, !ECHELON BLUE! Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Death Duel of Mantis, !DOMINION TANK POLICE!, Incredible Shaolin Thunderkick, !AKIRA! 5 Pattern Dragon Claws, Prodigal son, Transformers, !SPIRITED AWAY! The Victim, Perfect Blue, Armour of God, Police Story, !IRON MONKEY! The Young Master, 36 Deadly Styles, Wheels on Meals, Project A, 3x3 Eyes, Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, American History X, Friday, !DELIVERANCE! Miracle Fighters, !THE RESCUERS DOWN UNDER! Go, Oceans Eleven, LOTR, The Truman Show, Liar Liar, Arlington Road, Ten Tigers of Shaolin, Seven Commandments of Kung Fu, Shaolin Invincible Sticks, Kill Bill, Shaun of the Dead, Back to the Future, Star Wars, The Mighty Four, !!NINJA SCROLL!! Futurama, Simpsons, X-Files, 24, Ceefax, Only Fools and Horses, Spaced, Friends, Green Wing, Jonny Bravo, Batfink, DangerMouse, Gummi Bears, We dont get a very good reception in the mountains of Tibet, so not a lot gets seen. Calvin and Hobbes, The Far side gallery, Transformer comics. Anything thats laugh your fists off funny. Jackie Chan, !!CHOW YUN FAT!! michelle yeoh, !!!!ZHANG ZIYI!!!! Sammo Hung, Yuen Biao, Jim Carey, Cats, Annapuma and Unipuma, Tom Morello, Brad Wilk, Danny Carey, Mike Einsenger, Ben kenney, Josh Freese, Mr T, Jon Theodore, Maynard James Keenan, !!!ZACK DE LA ROCHA!!! Q-Bert, Apple, Zildjian, Remo, Golden Harvest, Ang Lee, Mark Fletcher, TL Audio, Neumann, RhythmTech, Phil Collins, Brad Pitt,
Sounds Like: A bilingual ambidextrous wooly mammoth copulating with a one armed short fat thin man with brown shoes.
Record Label: Never Say Sleep LTD.
Type of Label: Indie

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Im going to move abroad                                 &...
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