Alexis Machine

Best scene in a movie ever"How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway? "

Favorite scene/quote from the movie spaceballsDark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it! Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best! Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunn...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:06:00 PST

very profound stuff.

Buddha All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become. An idea that is developed and put into action is more important than an idea that e...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:17:00 PST

Praxis!!

The Integration of Beliefs and Actions With Intent.process of putting theoretical knowledge into practice the practice of faithwhat do you believe?what do you think about everyday?is that in accordanc...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:43:00 PST

How To Walk Through Life With Eyes Open And Not Be An Extra In Your Own Movie

Quite often we spend so much time,perfecting what we do,we become extras in our own movie.We are the cast...the crew the directors,and the scenes.Irony of this fact is,that we usually only give our se...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:34:00 PST

the power to talk through your life

Have you ever noticed that when we traverse through life,we often sometimes repeat ingrained things we know are wrong,though sometimes not for the better half of yourself,but it comes up now and a...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:28:00 PST

Free tracks on the Reverbnation page

For easter we decided to give away songs for you on our reverbnation page.http://www.reverbnation.com/alexismachinethe tiny little button on the right hand aside of some of the tracks that looks like ...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:59:00 PST

Dare to join the Alexsis Machine Face

As requestedYou guys can now join the Facebookgroupof Alexis machine.(more updates on the page,and story’s in the discussion boards,as well as the opportunity for you to get producer credits on ...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 11:42:00 PST

Nun has best Ass in town"Life Lesson"

The Pastor's Ass         The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.      The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it ...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

hmm.....The buzzer,a gun,his cock......it was flicked,what a ride*lol*(funnny story)

Funniest story I got about the police(and actually having their guns p...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 03:24:00 PST

Cd Information Here(all the Info you Need)and Updates

Hey guys,just another Quick update as we get going with stuff...We've got a few guest players coming up on the new material,Chris Burgandt from Chops from hell will be featured on one of the tracks(re...
Posted by Alexis Machine on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST