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pINo

About Me

i possess a cleverness like unto the savant. i stand mute against offensive scenery, yet cultivate the grotesque. i am awfully pretty. see my pictures for more proof.

My Interests

venereal disease, mental illness, rabies, paint (i only eat enamel), gasoline (i only huff leaded), flatulence, wonder bread. yup, that's it. i'm not into anything else

I'd like to meet:

rush limbaugh, carl rove, dan quayle, l ron hubbard, newt gingrich, jerry falwell

Music:

styx, boston, jefferson starship, europe, yanni, alan parsons project, the carpenters, don ho, kenny g, michael bolton

Movies:

remakes and sequels. there is nothing else worth looking at

Television:

i only watch it for the commercials

Books:

i only read libel

Heroes:

LEMMINGS!!!! rabid weasels. ed sullivan. bonobos.

My Blog

fukin groovy

yup.  it's one of those fine days wherein i feel compelled to further elaborate on my exciting life via internet.  i'm painting an extraordinary picture of myself for YOU, my imaginary inter...
Posted by pINo on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:35:00 PST

i am the fearsomeness

it's a lovely darkening afternoon here in the burque.  i went to santa fe last night.  i cannot begin to express my gratitude that i no longer permanently reside there.  instead i live ...
Posted by pINo on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

desperate mutant children cannibalizing their parents

it's work time again.  it's time i got back on the wagon and got through my schooling.  my teeth are rotting out of my head.  it makes me look extra pretty.  by the time i'm 30, i'...
Posted by pINo on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 03:32:00 PST

glllmmm

yeh so i'm at work.  i got here two and a half hours late this morning because i was up drinking until 6 am.  i've got all kinds of school work to do and i've been fucking off on this goddam...
Posted by pINo on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST

sex addicted christian midgets

today is a good day to be a wanker.  i hereby declare this date henceforth to be a day wherein all americans endeavor to contract rabies by midnight.  we all need hobbies.  it's importa...
Posted by pINo on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 05:21:00 PST

howdys

yeh so i'm at work and it's dead as shit so i'm starting me some myspace action.  it's high time i graduated to the fine world of internet technology, particularly if i'm going to spend this much...
Posted by pINo on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 12:06:00 PST