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The Mostly Good Witch

Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time as strawberries knows nothing about grape

About Me

Welcome to the family, Dharma, cuddliest bunny that ever there was...

Your Daddy Is Darth Vader
What You Call Him: Papito

Why You Love Him: You don't love him, you just love calling him "daddy" Who's Your Daddy?
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What Rejected Crayon Are You?

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My Interests

singing, playing piano, music in general, fornication, the Simpsons, sleeping, a good bloody mary, reading, drinking coffee in mass amounts, and a friendly spanking now and again doesn't hurt anyone...much...

I'd like to meet:

My parallel universe twin--she's got it all together, doesn't overanalyze every little last detail, knows how to interact with the opposite sex and hates the Simpsons. Oh, and she wouldn't pee on people's doorsteps.

Music:

I like most music. It would be easier to list what I don't like. I'm not a fan of contemporary Christian ballads, most hardcore speed metal or most pop music. Thanks to karaoke, I could happily live the rest of my life without hearing Summer Lovin, Picture, You Oughta Know, You Never Even Called Me By My Name, Crazy, or Friends in Low Places ever again. Ever. Karaokically speaking, I like to sing a lot of things, from Erykah Badu to Rob Zombie to Johnny Cash to songs from the musical Wicked. Singing simply makes me happy.

Movies:

I used to watch a lot of movies, once upon a time. Now I mostly just half-watch whatever's on when I'm at a bar. If I had to pick a favorite, it would be a tie between Real Genius and Space Balls.

Television:

THE SIMPSONS, The Amazing Race...anything else I may happen to see is strictly by chance, and usually at a bar.

Books:

I'll read nearly anything you put in front of me, but I would rather poke my eyes out with a paperclip than read Tom Clancy or any mid-to-recent Stephen King. I'm reading Sirens of Titan by the late great Kurt Vonnegut right now. Well, not RIGHT NOW. I'm a multi-tasker, but that's pushing it.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad, Sigmund Freud, Matt Groening, Etta James, Lemmy & Dr. Kathleen Blumreich

My Blog

a month early but not a minute too soon

Well, I'm unemployed--not altogether unhappily, but still unemployed.  I got fired for a bunch of bullshit so that makes it a little more frustrating.  But I've got some cash saved up and I ...
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

depressing psychobabble (don't say I didn't warn you)

I got stood up...again.  The part before the ellipse is bad enough, but add the word after and it's downright depressing.  But so what, right?  I'm practically the poster child for sing...
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:47:00 PST

Fuck yeah

Alright, so I went into work tonight with a bit of a chip on my shoulder, being angry with myself for placing so much stock in the words of mere mortal men.  The chip, however, translated as extr...
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

Musings of a cult member

The bar manager where I work likes to call the guys who sit at the bar while I'm tending my "fan club."  Last night I said that to one of them and he disagreed.  He said, "It's not a fan clu...
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:02:00 PST

Just so I'm not being entirely antisocial

I haven't done a blog in forever.  I really don't need to.  I have my journal and that's where I put my thoughts.  Where they stay private.  And I can make sentence fragments witho...
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST

Goodnight, sweet Karma

Add Pictures to Myspace                       Karma (aka Bunny Butt) October 2001-August 13, 2006 May bunny heaven be full of bananas and free ...
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:06:00 PST

Boot Liquor

Dear people I love (and those who just stumbled here and wish they hadn't), If you haven't heard it, you should.  Bootliquor.com.  You're welcome. Love, Glynda
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:50:00 PST

Wine Crazy Moon

I finally--FINALLY--got my hands on Dunegrass by Erik Muiderman.  And I don't have to try too hard to remember why I was smitten with him.  A longer time ago than I care to remember, Erik us...
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST

making orange juice

It's almost laughable how far entrenched in denial a human being can become.  Instead of accepting my own karma with a sense of gratitude for the lesson, I decided I was the hand of karma, sent a...
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST

pulling an orange tree from my ass

i have never liked whiskey.  ever.  i found it as appealing as a jalapeno liverwurst sandwich with sauerkraut and peanut butter.   i have always been a vodka or tequila kinda ...
Posted by The Mostly Good Witch on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST