Handgelina Jolie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm the lead singer in If Man Is Five. I graduated from the Music Industry and Anthropology programs at SUNY Oneonta. I currently work my 9-5 to make time for the band but long for my anthropological fix! Oh well, no rush for that! O yeah and I have one hand, and that makes me cooler than you. HA! (and modest)

My Interests

Besides music, I also love Musicals, painting, drawing, watching dumb movies, performing in Rocky Horror and costuming... I'm a big ass dork. I now have some of my artwork up on deviant art so check it out http://ifhandisone.deviantart.com/

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will tolerate me. BUT I am NOT here for dating! So piss off! Unless, you're Mike Patton... call me...

Music:

The Beatles, They Might Be Giants, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, Tom Waits, System of a Down, Mars Volta, Tori Amos, Bjork... I could go on forever....

Movies:

ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW! Shock Treatment, Reefer Madness the Musical, A Clockwork Orange, Secretary, Amelie, V for Vendetta, The X-Men Trilogy (sans the third movie), He loves me, He loves me not, Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, Caddy Shack, Anything by Kevin Smith (sans Vulgar), Napoleon Dynamite, Ghostbusters, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Anchor Man, Office Space, Half Baked, Fight Club

Television:

I'm talking South Park, Daily Show, Firefly, Arrested Development and Darkplace Bitches!

Books:

Story of the Eye, baby! Clockwork Orange

Heroes:

John Lennon, Mike Patton, Susan Bachman, Paul Sweeny

My Blog

Winter

When you gonna make up your mind? When you gonna love you as much as I do? When you gonna make up your mind? 'Cause things are going to change so fast... ...I tell you that I always want you near...
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:15:00 PST

I've opened Pandora's Box...

Now what?
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

Um....

...now what?
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:26:00 PST

I think they're on to me

"I'm droppin' hints candy for candy-coated tongueyou'd be so goodso very good for mewhat do you thinktell me honestlyI'm waiting for you to come" Its scary to think sooner or later I have to shar...
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:09:00 PST

i'm a...

...goddess i'm a virgin i'm a blue movie i'm a bitch i'm a geisha i'm a little girl i'm a boy i'm your mother i'm a one night stand i'm a bi i'm your slave i'm a little girl i'm a teaser i'm a vi...
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:55:00 PST

OMFG!!!!

Just woke up the morning after seeing Mike Patton's new group, PEEPING TOM, FANTASTIC! One step closer to dying happy. They also did a Lovage song and one off of General Patton vs. T...
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

This is me playing it cool

Did you fall for it?
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:50:00 PST

Good Feeling....

Won't you stay with me just a little longer
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 03:33:00 PST

Ahhh Optimism...

It's nice to have you back. I hope you plan on staying a while.
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:00:00 PST

I need a raise so I can buy a...

coin-operated boysitting on the shelfhe is just a toybut i turn him onand he comes to lifeautomatic joythat is why i wanta coin-operated boymade of plastic and elastiche is rugged and long-lastingwho ...
Posted by Handgelina Jolie on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:07:00 PST