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kariii

Kariiii Smith!!

About Me

I grew up in a tiny town called Damascus, moved to N.C. and hated it, traveled to Philly, Canada, and all over the East coast. I hate the South and will never travel beyond P.A.!! I love all people but only keep in touch with the people that are interesting and unique. My friends in real life are all different and they know who they are. I have finally created my truest love, my son, Vincent. I have also found a man that I love more than any other, his name is Eric. Eric is my missing half. I have wandered the Earth and suffered for many years so that I can be happy NOW. My true happiness began when I became a mother. My son's name is Vincent and he is named after Vincent Price, and my father. My son and Eric are the two most adored men on Earth. We are currently prepairing for the apocalypse in 2012 and plan to take over the world someday. I have friends all over the world that share my dreams. I'm sooooo happy that I feel like I am in heaven. I enjoy every moment of life because everything can change in an instant. There are a lot of important people in my life that are my family and neighbors. I can only hope that I can help others see the beauty of life and all of it's possibilities.

My Interests

I like bowling, sewing, burning stuff, cemetaries, collecting dead things for my alter, studying witchcraft and Druids, cats, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW, helping other people understand life's true meaning, philosophy,-sp? and talking to interesting people. I enjoy making costumes,watching porn, spending time with my boyfriend Eric, my friends, every moment with my little boy Vincent, and Halloween. I am very interested in taking over the world, and I have a plan!!! DAMMIT! I miss Twiggy!! Mmmm...

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson!!! Oh god!! Jeordie White; I stalked him for years when he wore dresses and called himself Twiggy Ramirez... sigh! Johnny Depp, and Keith Richards...Tim Burton, Dita VonTeeze, Trent Reznor, and more people that want to stay sober(er)(er).

Music:

Marilyn Manson, Tool, Cradle of Filth, Nini Inch Nails, Perfect Circle, Skinny Puppy, Korn, My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult, Stabbing Westward, Punch Drunk Monkeys, Richard Hell & the Void Oids, Iggy Pop, Rolling Stones, Mr. Bungle, Systen of a Down, Chevelle, Rob Zombie, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage Against The Machine, White Zombie, Twisted Sister, David Bowie,Romstein, Bjork, Morgans Run, Rusted Root,KMFDM, Disturbed, Orgy, and other various metal bands. TWIGGY REMIREZ aka JEORDIE WHITE was supposed to be my future husband (KARII WHITE)But now I love Eric more! .. width="425" height="306" ..
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Movies:

Nightmare Before X-mas, House of 1,000 Corpses, Beetlejuice, Sleepy Hallow, Halloween (all of them), Nightmare on Elm Street(all of them), Corpse Bride, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (starring Gene Wilder!), I Dream of Jenna, Bella Loves Jenna, Catherine, Elizabeth (starring Kate Blanchette), The Proffessional, Boondock Saints, Goonies, any porno with Jenna Jameson or Aurora Snow!! Cecile B Demented, ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW~I've seen the movie 66 times in theatres all over the East coast!!! Lost Highway, The New Devil & Ms. Jones (starring Jenna Jameson & Savanna Sampson) City of Lost Children, HELLRAISER (Pinhead is soooooooo hot!!) Star Wars, 5th Element, Twelve Monkeys, Fight Club, Pirates of the Carribean, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Hell Boy, Killer Clowns from outer space, Underworld, BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, Kill Bill, Team America, Orgazmo,Shaun of the dead,GOONIES, The evil dead, I Dream Of Jenna, Boondock Saints, The man who fell to earth, ect.

Television:

Television is evil! I haven't watched television in over five years. I rely on other people to tell me important stuff rather than a light up box. I believe that television{mostly the commercials} is used to brainwash people. I learned that the human brain actually records all images and stores it. Why imprint your brain with all of that garbage?! I watch series on DVD so I don't have to put up with commercials that rot my brain.

Books:

"The 21 Lessons of Merlin", "Dead Men Really do Tell Tales", "Mayan Cosmogenisis 2012"&"Gallactic Allignment" by Major Jenkins, "the Blood Countess",Stephen King(Any), and lots more that I can't think of at the moment...

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson, Belladonna, Audrey Hollender (Catherine), T.T. Boy, Jason Adonis' ass, and of course, Bridget the midget... They are all some of the best sexual athletes of all time!! Ron Jeremy is just a mutant!! Ha Ha! Also there's Trent, Twiggy, and Maynard... my dad SMITTY, Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Vincent Price, and my son Vincent.

My Blog

OOOoooOOOO HalloweeEEeeN!!!

Ah, yessssss, tis almost the season to get candy!  I made the best costume ever this year, it's awesome! Jenn is wearing it... I'm not done with Vincent's costume yet, he's going to be a frog!! &...
Posted by kariii on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:57:00 PST

Halloween's almost here!!!

It's been two months since Eric moved in & so far things have been great! I'm looking forward to our party on Halloween. Sorry everyone, but I won't be drinking this year!!...
Posted by kariii on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST

Selling stuff on E~bay!

So, I have six items listed & one is definately selling!!! I accidently bid $6.66 on a silver ring, but in Germany 6.66 is like 12.00!!!! woops!! Anyone want to see what I'm selling my ebay I.D. i...
Posted by kariii on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:06:00 PST

Life is GoooooOOood!!

So, everything is going really well.  Eric and I went to his home town and I got to see his house that he grew up in! Awww!  We went to the NYState fair and I SAW A GIRAFFE!!!! I was just li...
Posted by kariii on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 05:47:00 PST

Living in the sardine can...

AAAHHHHHHQ!  I live with 5 other people in my 2 bedroom apartment!!  We are all saving to buy a house, but right now it's like living in a sardine can!!!  Anyone have a can opener??? !!...
Posted by kariii on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:50:00 PST

Holy crappy cakes!!

  If anyone wants to read an enlightening book, it's called "Mayan Cosmogenesis" by Major Jenkings.  It is scientifically based on astrology and mathmatics, making it a very reliable source ...
Posted by kariii on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

What's on Kariiii's Mind

 I haven't had a fire in weeks!!!  I neeeed to burn stuff, dammit!!  My friends have a fire pit, but it's been raining constantly & they are all unmotivated.  I can't wait for ...
Posted by kariii on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 09:40:00 PST