The Jefferson Plane Crash

The jefferson plane crash started in 1398 when the first ship landed on bong hit island. We started our own furniture store called "the Butts in the Biz". We went bankrupt and thought that we had to shut down the store until we met Tim H. We hung out with Tim, drinking alot of mead and eating tofurkey...we became very good friends. Tim decided to loan us the money to open the store back up, it was truly a blessing. All was well again until Tim got overly intoxicated and lost the 130000000000 gold coins we were to use to get the store back on its feet. We were devastated....Then Tim shit his pants in our kitchen...and died...Now we play songs....Tim is dead....SPREAD THE WORD EVERYBODY!!