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Alistair

thydyingbride

About Me

'Ok now pay attention children, class is now in session..' Hi I'm Alistair, I'm a sometimes odd guy from Nottingham who has a relatively good and sometimes different sense of humour and likes to sit in front of a computer a lot (though I have on *rare* occasions been known to venture Outside (TM), although the photographic evidence is limited). If you happen to see me on such limited occasions, you can say hi and I will attempt to partake in some sort of conversation, although I don't expect a lot as I not one for long-winded banter, I mostly listen. There are some instances when I might not talk to you at all, this is probably because I don't know you and/or don't have a lot to say to you. You may find it slightly rude but please don't be offended if this is the case- it is nothing personal, it is just sometimes easier just to keep quiet. if you say something to me however I will not ignore you! If you want to add me, I would prefer it if you sent me a message to state who you are. Exceptions would be if I know you or you're a decent band (see the music section to see if you'll manage to spark my interest). If you are an indie band.. DON'T ADD ME, I will not accept your request as I have no interest in your music, sorry! 'Ok children, thus endeth the lesson here...'

My Interests

Music: Metal mostly, the extreme Death/Black/Doom kind is a preference, though I'm open to most things without actually owning CDs.. see below. Computers: Playing games, designing levels for Half-Life, Teh Intraweb and other stuff. I spend far too much time on my PCs.. Comics: Spawn, Judge Dredd, Hellblazer Gigs: I don't goto gigs much because the bands I want to see mostly play down south and that's not somewhere I can getto easily although Rock City / The Old Angel occasionally put on some fucking awesome bands and I'm there without fail! Females: I talked to a girl once... *cry from the back* "What about work?" ...work? Interesting? Hahahaha!!!

I'd like to meet:

Aliens! I'm all up for an invasion of the planet, I'll even help out if you like, call it 'culling the population' or something... JEAH!!!!...or failing that, people I guess?

Music:

My Dying Bride, Anathema, A Perfect Circle, Arch Enemy, Children Of Bodom, Cradle Of Filth (old), Darkthrone, Dark Tranquillity, Dimmu Borgir, Immortal, In Flames, Emperor, The Berzerker, Vader, Lacuna Coil, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, Old Man's Child, Opeth, Satyricon, Slayer, Tool, Bloodbath, Rotting Christ, Naglfar, Myrkskog, Mastodon, Decapitated, Marduk, Kataklysm, Without Face, Cannibal Corpse, Anaal Nathrakh, Exhumed, Gorerotted, At The Gates, Hate Eternal, Katatonia, Pig Destroyer, Stampin' Ground, Cattle Decapitation, Deicide, Morbid Angel, Desecration, Immemorial, Anata, Vile, Deranged, Moonspell, Theatres Des Vampires, Entombed, Carcass, Dying Fetus, Death, Autopsy, Aborted, Cathedral, Zyklon, Dissection, Impaled, Within Temptation, Impaled Nazarene, Gorgoroth, Khanate, Akercocke, Morgion, Mourning Beloveth, Moss, Reverend Bizarre, Esoteric, Behemoth, Primordial, Enslaved, Abominator, Megadeth, Cephalic Carnage, Belphegor, Nevermore, Necrophagist, The Meads Of Asphodel, Electric Wizard, Graveworm, Immolation, Suidakra, Samael, Nagaroth, Amon Amarth, Killswitch Engage, Mudvayne, Heaven Shall Burn, Nothingface and Cypress Hill.

Movies:

The Matrix, Full Metal Jacket, Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, Terminator 2, The Godfather I / II, Very Bad Things, Aliens, Event Horizon, American History X, Pulp Fiction / Reservoir Dogs, American Beauty, Training Day, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (both versions), Meet The Parents, Starship Troopers, Natural Born Killers, Evil Dead 1/2, Friday 13th movies (No cringing, I love those films), Night Of The Living Dead, Original Star Wars trilogy, Predator 1/2, Robocop 1/2, Collateral, Brazil, Black Hawk Down, Silent Hill, Hellraiser I/II, The Hills Have Eyes (2006) Brazil etc

Television:

I'm currently loving 24 a lot more than anything else at the moment but in general past and present: Medium, Holby City, Desperate Housewives, CSI, Invasion, Millennium, The X-Files etc

Books:

Graphic novels, Spawn is my favourite comic book so I have most of the old Titan books before they went out of print and I'm now waiting for Volume 5 of the collections to come out so I can finally catch up!

Heroes:

I don't have any really, accept my friends who support me and keep me entertained all the time- big ups for dem homies yall!!!

My Blog

Old photos

Deleted the old photos as they were getting boring and I thought I'd spare my cousins the embarassment of seeing themselves everytime they look at my profile ;D New one up complete with shot of Jimmer...
Posted by Alistair on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST