Heather - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a single woman with explosive diarrhea who is looking for that someone special. He should be ok with bad smells and accidents. I believe everyone should have someone special and I deserve love too!!! THis is especially true for V-tines DAYI enjoy going to various doctors and finding a cure for my illness. I also like going to 7-11 and Walmart. I like to ride around in my run-down car. I don't change the oil and I make sure that I wait to get the car inspected when I get a ticket :)

My Interests

I enjoy going to various doctors and finding a cure for my illness.

I'd like to meet:

someone ok with bad smells and unforseen accidents. I cannot have milk products (bad bad gas) and splenda causes a rash and machine gun-like farting

Music:

I like the music they play when I am on hold from the doctor

Movies:

I cannot sit through a movie because of my bad colon :(

Television:

Mostly when I am on the toilet. Seventh Heaven is my favorite.

Books:

I read JAMA and Gastro diseases Winter journal

Heroes:

Koko, Chaka, and the chimp on that BJ show.