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JAFFO

Mutually Assured Derision.

About Me

Here's all my bloggables ( Subscribe )
View them all ( I dare you! )
A look at my balls ( Go on )
Spot the engineering term ( Read )
Psst, wanna be a loan shark? ( Show me how! )
Exterminate this vermin ( Read )
Mystery visitors ( Read )
Demo[n]cracy ( Read )
Werdplait ( Read )
A new freak of nature in F1 ( Read )
Recent spam ( Read )
Pilger knows the score ( Read )
For sale ( Read )
Right now ( Manacle )
Six months old but still relevant ( View )
Fair Warning ( Read/laugh/barf )
506 636 29 ( Coming Soon )
Snakes On A Plane !!! ( View )
Was Martin Bryant framed? ( Read/download )
The Moguls (aka The Amateurs) trailer ( Read/download )
Myspace has killed freedom of speech ( Read )
The genius of Jon & Al - Part 2: Quid Pro Quo ( Read )
Solar panel breakthrough ( Read )
Dancing to the Tune of an Unknown Drummer ( Read )
JB and Honda take the flag at last ( Read )
The genius of Jon & Al - Part 1: Hermione's Song ( Read )
I finally completed a survey ( Read )
G.S.T.K. ( Scream it )
Claustrophobia ( Read )
With creativity, let's fire back at war ( Read )
Daydreaming @ lunch ( Read )
Fellow Australians: I helped weave the handbasket ( Read )
You know you're getting old when... ( Read )
Mary ( Read )
Because I like it ( CUBErt )
Those responsible for all they say ( Watch Video )
Please! Anything but... ( Find out )
Antichrist, hold the pickle ( ??? )
Billion Dollar Babies Cheney ( View Flash )
Results are in: I am Bert ( Read )
Morons + GPS = funny reading ( Read )
Bunnies do Star Wars ( View Flash )
Jeff Wells ( Read )
WMDs found ( View Flash )
Taking care of business ( View )
My Big Fat Iraqi Hangover ( Read )
FREE? Can't beat it. ( Read )
I like it. Sign me up. ( View Flash )
I've been saying this for 5 years ( Read )
Psst. Hey, wanna be funny? ( Read )
Hot4s photo shoot with CRX WA ( Read )
I've got pictures on my mind ( Read )
Passez les porc anus, s'il te plait ( Montre Flash )
So this is love ( Read )
Some changes ( Read )
A Christmas game ( View Flash )
A frank interview ( View Flash )
When? ( Read )
Deception is timeless... ( Read )
Bargain? Basement! ( Read )
Cheap protection in troubled times ( Read )
Sing it LOUD and PROUD !!! ( View Flash )
Oh, blissful self-administered poison! ( Read )
This you gotta see ( View Flash )
...and now for something completely different... ( Read )
Hmmm... ( Read )
Grrr ( Read )
Goodbye strange, strange creature. ( Read )
As The World Burns... ( Read )
So cute you'll wanna puke ( View Flash )
Not quite as retarded ( Read )
hehehe oh God this is retarded ( Read )
What manner of evil is this?! ( Read )
01001000011001010110110001101100 ( Read )
A few minutes... ( Read )
Female manipulation aka Tetka ( View Flash )
More Flash. Remember PONG? ( View Flash )
Oooh whoah-oohh ohh...something ( Read )
Hibernus interruptus ( Read )
Mini-thingy ( Read )
Another short one ( Read )
WARNING: Contents under-done and over-rhymed ( Read )
Announcement ( Read )
Clipped ( Read )
"Why do they always send the poor?!" ( Read )
...but things are better now ( Read )
Just a click away ( Read )
Something from July 1999 ( Read )
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Original. Wacky. Unpredictable.
Aussie born of Armenian origin. I like beer.
Enough about me - my only agenda is to get people thinking.
JAFFO?
Just Another False Flag Operation.
Atrocities that involve numerous casualties. They are committed by one group, and blamed on another. Often more than one - to create a false "history" against the accused, thus strengthening the argument for action. Sanctions, small scale military strike or all-out war usually follow.
Here's an example of false flags.
Several years ago, I posed the question:
Are you enjoying the New Global Ride?
This is a manufactured, perpetual war - the likes of which our grandparents endured.
Random thoughts
- Fuel is expensive because war is expensive. The hawks are cashing in and we'll just keep paying.
- Our rights may be gone, but as long as there's cheap shit from China, life is good!
- Can we call it fascism yet?
- My intelligence sources suggest I don't like you.
- Justice was a nice idea.
- 2007: I'm high on Vindication.
The fine print

No, the contact table isn't broken, I just have no desire to add randoms. Let's face it -- since Rupert bought this place, it's gone to shit.
This profile is designed to work best with Mozilla Firefox at 1024x768 resolution.
Anyone can comment the blog, but get cute and I will delete your comment.
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My Interests


-Including-
Muckraking
Guitar/Bass
Cooking
Multimedia
Tinkering
Poetry
Traveling
Motorsports
Laming Gaming
Bedroom Olympics
My DA page.

I'd like to meet:


Who I'd like to meat:

George W Bush.
Spread 'em wider, you're taking it all bitch!

You gotta love how he screams.

JAFFO has this many friends.

Can you pick the offender from this line-up?

View all known associates

Music:


-Broad sample-
A Perfect Circle
Blur
Brady Cole
Damageplan
Elysian Fields
Faith No More
Fear Factory
Front 242
Garbage
Incubus
Infectious Grooves
John Zorn
mr bungle
NIN
Opeth
Pantera
Powderfinger
RATM
Regurgitator
Stabbing Westward
System Of A Down
Zillionaire

Sorry, no music because filelodge.com is dead, and there's no way I'm uploading 200MB on dial-up again!

-And these classics-
Aerosmith
Cream
Death Angel
Genesis
INXS
Led Zep
Metallica (early)
Midnight Oil
Ministry
Mondo Rock
Pink Floyd
Santana
Scatterbrain
The Beatles
The Eagles
The Police
The Who
Tori Amos
Van Halen
Zappa

+ twice as many I've not listed.

Movies:


Bowfinger: Think of this as an errand.
Your errand is to run across the freeway
until I yell, "Cut!"

Jiff: Doesn't it seem a little dangerous though?

Bowfinger: We have professional
stuntmen doing the driving, so you'll
be completely safe.

Television:


-Teacher, Mother, Secret lover-
3rd Rock
4 Corners
American Dad
Black Books
Boston Legal
Dead Ringers
Family Guy
Formula 1
Frasier
Frontline
Futurama
House
Little Britain
Millennium
Open All Hours
Six Feet Under
That 70s Show
The Chaser team
The Cutting Edge
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Sopranos
Top Gear
Will and Grace

Some on DVD as no longer aired.

Books:

Mostly online reading these days.
-Fiction-
Anything by James Patterson
The Celestine Prophecy
Good Omens (Pratchett & Gaiman)
Anything by Dan Brown

-Periodicals-
Nexus
The Big Issue
E.I.R.

Heroes:

Darrell Abbott - R.I.P. buddy.

My Blog

A look at my balls

I sometimes look around for free games. Recently, I searched for an alternative to the simplistic Flash pool and snooker games and found FooBillard.Great physics, choice of control and shot types, unl...
Posted by JAFFO on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:12:00 PST

Spot the engineering term

As Coward delays the inevitable, using millions of tax dollars in a pathetic campaign of pre-election propaganda, another thought occured to me.The change in federal leadership will also see the death...
Posted by JAFFO on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:01:00 PST

Psst, wanna be a loan shark?

lol not exactly.Kiva is a site worth visiting. This is a registered non-profit agency that coordinates loans to people in need.That's right, not charity but interest-free loans.What's great about this...
Posted by JAFFO on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:15:00 PST

Exterminate this vermin

As if participation in illegal wars isn't enough, this mob (and others, not pictured) are determined to flush Australia down the toilet during their last few months in government.We can only hope Labo...
Posted by JAFFO on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:40:00 PST

Mystery visitors

I just had an idea. I'll post some interesting locations of people visiting my profile!Also, one factoid about the place.Hehehe.I'll add more later as comments. If you're the visitor listed, drop me a...
Posted by JAFFO on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 04:00:00 PST

Demo[n]cracy

I wait;to gaze upon her beauty.She's late;come forth and wield your power!Debate;is absent when she is.Irate.Never when we need you.Great!It's almost time again.Come in,show me your illusion.Calming;y...
Posted by JAFFO on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:53:00 PST

Recent spam

From:     "james brian" [email protected]>Subject:  IT'S URGENT.Date:      Sat, 24 Feb 2007 19:41:19 -0800Dear Friend, I am captain Jame...
Posted by JAFFO on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

Werdplait

In the summer of '79-80, I spent many hours near a jukebox that played 45s. The most popular tunes were by 10cc, Fleetwood Mac, AC/DC, Jethro Tull, Stones and Led Zep. Eclipsing all these was Hotel Ca...
Posted by JAFFO on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

A new freak of nature in F1

Nothing heavy-hitting from me today. It's not battle fatigue, just time constraints so this is a quickie.In his debut Formula 1 race in Melbourne 3 weeks ago, British racer Lewis Hamilton drove with g...
Posted by JAFFO on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

Pilger knows the score

For over thirty years, John Pilger has provided his own brand of illumination on the true events in the Middle East. I've read several of his dispatches, mostly from The Independent.I view mainstream ...
Posted by JAFFO on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST