The proof is in the pudding, yes I am real....
If you need anymore proof, check out my video "Enter The Cleavage", a homage not to Bruce Lee but rather to Andy Warhol starring.... my cleavage!!! Lol, funny...Having a molotov cocktail at the expense of any conservative right wingers out there....Hi there. Welcome to my lounge. Take a seat, relax and have a fiddle around, but try not to knock over my lava lamp. I'll give you a low down on who I am if you're interested and my wanderings in this wilderness called life. I'm still single and I don't see that changing anytime soon. Sigh. I promise not to preach too much and keep what I say in context of what I have encountered. So I hope to share this ride with you guys. Thanx for reading.Oh and one more thing, I get a lot of "sweet" emails from guys from the Middle East who wanna propose to me and convert me to Islam..... um..... how can I put it..... NO. Don't bother trying folks. I have nothing against Islam, I think Saladin and Malcolm X were pretty cool cats but I'm not gonna convert to Islam or any other religion for that matter so spare me. But thanks for the kind emails and I'm more then happy to chat politics and or culture with you, or anybody for that matter. (sign)
Join my group "Who got phished?" to check if you got hacked
With all the spam that's been going around lately I thought I'd start up my own Who Got Phished? Group to help my friends out so that they can find out if they have been on the spamming list.
http://groups.myspace.com/whogotphished
If you misbehave I'll get my kick ass teddy...... And NO, I am not into cybersex so don't bother asking or I'll be offended. Emails of a perverse sexual nature will not be responded to. If you steal my picts then you are the real loser. I thought about complaning to Tom but why give idiots like you that kind of attention. Tom is a good guy so I practise the power not to even though I have the power (as we all do) to get rid of you. What's the point you'll just pop up as "me" somewhere else... right? Losers. Get a life or a girlfriend. I've made a lot of good friends on Myspace and I'm most fortunate. I'm not in any way prejudiced and I don't care for how you look but rather how you think.
Feel free to feed my sea monkey, her name is Mookie.
But if I return and I find her dead, I'm gonna hunt who ever did it down with my BAZOOKA!!!
The Get-Dumped Queen
I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been dumped. This last effort today on the grass on campus was too much to bear. It came unexpected. I thought we were developing something. Break ups in the past have been a mixed bag. My feelings have changed. When once I was sad, I became mad. But now I feel lackluster and burnt out. I just want this feeling to go away. He said I wasn’t good looking enough. Sometimes I just can’t win. Good luck with your search………………...
Caffine and Mp3 Players
I present to you in all its glory, the wonderful elixir of vitality and continual toilet breaks, the mystical revelation that is caffeine! I jest but it has helped in the last couple of weeks of study dare I say. I also got a new mp3 player. Sony and Apple sux because you can’t retain the original mp3 format so I was happy with the mp3 friendly one that I got.
Manipulations and lies
Don’t you hate being lied to? When a partner lies to you that they’re faithful or when the government in which you place a great deal of trust in lies to you about certain events?
In Australia the Howard government lied about the children over board incident (2001) with pictures of asylum seekers on the northern shores of Australia chucking their children over board their boat in order to gain attention for themselves at the risk of their offspring’s life. Well guess what, that was a lie. The ship was sinking and the claims purported to the public by the Liberal government at the time before a Federal Election was designed to win votes at the expense of the truth. The government wants to curb immigration of non-whites into a multicultural country so but exaggerating such incidences the government manipulates us into thinking there’s an “invasion†of sorts.
Talk about an invasion, Bush lied to us that Saddam Hussein held weapons of mass destruction in order to justify an invasion of Iraq. It was for oil baby. Both Howard and Bush when confronted with the evidence which proved them wrong would then twist the facts to support their argument. Howard comments that Australia is at risk of losing its identity while Bush called Hussein a tyrant that needs to be stopped. What hypocrites. Howard claims to support a multicultural society but we have a high degree of white British immigrants who are predominantly Christian. Why called Australia multicultural when clearly he’s not a supporter of such a principle? And if Bush was so concerned with dictators, why doesn’t he push for invasion/intervention in the Sudan?
I didn’t like it when my ex-boyfriend tells me that he only went out with someone else because I wasn’t giving any sex and thus place the blame on me. Like turn the blame onto me despite the fact that we had only been going out for a short while and were getting to know one another.
The many truths about pumping one’s heart
Racism is made up of a bunch of lies. In pre-med we were learning about the blood circularly system. Our lecturer spoke highly of Marcello Malpighi who was an Italian doctor in the 17th century and who was a pioneer in using the microscope to identify the capillary system connecting arteries and veins. William Harvey who was a pupil of Hieronymous Fabricus (who described the veins without necessarily recognizing their higher utilities and functionality) discovered the human circulatory system.
That was it, end of story according to my lecturer. Next item. I went away and did my own research and guess what I discovered? There was a whole evolution of discovery which led to Harvey and Malpighi’s conclusions. It started with the Hippcratean school, Herophilus back in the 4th century BC who distinguished veins from arteries, followed by Galen in the 2nd century AD who discovered that blood vessels carried blood and identified venous (dark red) and arterial (brighter and thinner) blood. Then an Arab scholar called Ibn Nafis became the first person to accurately describe the process of blood circulation in the human body and so on and so on. What happened to the Arab fellow in the equation?
I went back to my lecturer and told him this but he wrote me off and said that Malpighi was to the blood circularly system as the printer Johannes Gutenberg was to the printing press. I got annoyed and commented that the printing press or the concept of the removable type was first known to have been invented by Bi Sheng between 1041 and 1048 in China and not Gutenberg in 1447.
My lecturer then confronted me and asked “Then why isn’t Bì Sheng remembered for the invention and not Gutenberg young lady?â€
I replied that it has to do with selective memory and selective history influenced by the manipulation of facts in order to put one race or culture of people above another and that the truth has always been a lot complicated and interwoven by people from across the globe. No one culture or race can honestly hold a monopoly in the pursuit of scientific progress.
Besides the Chinese have far more letters in their alphabet and China was going through an aggressive civil war. Gutenberg had Martin Luther writing the Bible in lay-men’s language (German at the time as opposed to Latin) and the printing press was being used to assert the Reformation movement with continuous leaflets and Bibles.
I mentioned Jared Diamond’s book Germs, and Steel: The Fates of Human Societies which to quote from wikipedia- “Diamond argues that the gaps in power and technology between human societies do not reflect cultural or racial differences, but rather originate in environmental differences powerfully amplified by various positive feedback loops.â€
My lecturer looked at me and quoted Isaac Newtown- "Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy."
I replied with a counter Issac Newtown quote- “If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.â€
I got a High Distinction for my course work on the blood circularly system. IN YOUR FACE MALPIGHI!
Lessons In apathy
I need a drastic change. But I don’t require one of those silly motivational speakers to pep me up and then sale me his book so he can make a million and I end up locked up in my bedroom daydreaming my future away. When I’m overcome with study I feel like a rabbit in the headlights.
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?!
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! !
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Coca Cola globalization! Coca Cola colonization! Santa will assimilate you!
The stuff rots your teeth and hurts your liver. I don't care what anybody says, but Xmas is a consumerist's paradise perpetuated by the likes of Coca Cola to sell products. Despite the historical significane of St. Nicholas, Haddon Sundblom's Santa Claus is conclusive proof that our jolly Santa is some alcoholic obese white guy who is trying to kick the habit with Coca Cola. :-) Bar Humbug. The proof is in da pudding, check out the colours man! Check out the colours! Forget about American imperialism, Coca Cola is a nation state unto itself! What a freakin' con!
Yeah I'm dissing Xmas! What you gonna do about it? Huh?! What you gonna do about it?! Bring it on! Bring it on!! NERDIE NER!!! :-P
My half sister, but she can be a real annoyance at times. :-/