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SmacOne {NUFL}

Charmful with my amp fueled handfuls of rambles

About Me


In the studio right muthafuckin now!! New shit, updated shit, a bunch of shit will be coming soon.
The orphan of siamese, incestuous twin angels; my soul was forged from a thousand souls sucked in by a black hole with the product being spat out of white hole. I emerged with vicious intentions and deviant dreams to destroy the treacherous.
Only through not knowing have I came to know.
Only through love have I learned to hate.
And only through trust have I learned to not.
what would you do for a dream...
A Quickie... just for u...
I know not of/
a whole lot of/
the extinction of the love.
Why must u be so involved/
with problems instead of ways to get em solved.
With a breath of fresh air/
I compromise your enterprise to consume my share.
To teach you ways/
long forgot since the roman days.
Open your eyes to see/
That you have been living so blindly.
Thats why Im at least one thought better/
SmacOne is the 27th Letter.
Check my blog for Beserker Verses and random thoughts from The Unorthodox
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 9/20/2006
Band Website: hornymanatee.com/
Band Members:

*~SmacOne~*
AKA
~The Vinyl Contortionist
~The Mic Meta4 Philoso4
~The Deadly Medley
~The Proverbial One
~The Vocal Vigilante
~The Verbal Vaginal Violator
~The Violent Voltronic Vibration
~The Massively Megatronic Monk
~The Methodical Madman
~The SouthSide Shogun
~The Cause of Somniphobia
~The Belly of Buddha's Delight
~The Light of Enlightenment
~The Tantric Tumorous Malignant Melody
~The Conquistador of Kingdom Come
~The Sultan of Insults
~The Perversion of a Perverse Universe
~The Powerfully Perfected Purified Perceptionist Packin Punches of Periodical Pandemonium Perceived with Past Poetic Punctuality of Precisely Punkin Prissy Punks with a Passion

SmacOne --

[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?'

Yea, Thats how I roll.

Gemini

You are a MASTER FLIRT. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have FUN. You LOVE sex to be fun. You are not afraid to SPICE IT UP with some sex toys, blindfolds, whips, chains, food, and extravagant positions(I've read kama sutra). Your ideal partner would be open minded(to say the least), and into having LOTS OF FUN too(for hours and multiple times...heh). Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius, & Gemini ..br
Influences: My zodiac sign of Gemini, My daughters, Everything that has ever upset me and tried to stop an upcoming GIANT, Tantra, Lesbian activities, The space/time continuum, Ancient Egypt, Mythology, Buddhism, Tha 4 L's, Philosophy, Poetry, Syllable patterns, Obscure words, Anime, Theories, Astrology, Memories, The intangible, The impossible, and The logic of a mad scientist

And of course, your mom and your crazy lil sister(shown above)

Sounds Like:
Record Label: No Use For Labels
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Grow Up

Twenty-five Signs You Have Grown Up By: Salma Rumman (View Profile) 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in ...
Posted by SmacOne {NUFL} on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:52:00 PST

How to be a successful rapper

i found this somewhere... fuckin hilariousSince A&R and Artist Development budgets have been cut like healthcare and every one and their uncle's baby momma wants to be a rapper, we here at Souther...
Posted by SmacOne {NUFL} on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:04:00 PST

aaaaaaaaahahahaha

Thanks for contacting Beachbody Live Chat where your fitness is our goal! This is Anis, how can I help you?.. : Hello, are you still there?.. Smac: yes.. Smac: anis?.. Smac: seriously?.. : Yes. Smac....
Posted by SmacOne {NUFL} on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 04:33:00 PST

Me

i know these r for girls... but i'm sick and bored and felt like being a lil gay..tr>You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right BrainedThe left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail...
Posted by SmacOne {NUFL} on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:55:00 PST

Dedicated to Ms White Trash

I know u c me, psycho. This is for you.
Posted by SmacOne {NUFL} on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:11:00 PST