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About Me

I have Issues!!!@! :P I like watching Sci-fi, comedy and action movies. I like working with my hands and building things. I was practically raised at Home Depot. I work in marketing (far more dull than it was made out to be!) I'm working on learning more engineering so I can build GIANT KILLER ROBOTS!! out of old VW parts!! (JK I'm learning so I can build my plane.... no really!! the Wright brothers did it and they were frickin bicycle mechanics! I could fix my bike by the 3rd grade!! Maybe I should build a spaceship by comparison!) I'm not your typical guy I guess. I don't like to watch TV too much as I end up arguing with the damm thing. Some might say that is normal for a guy watching sports.... problem is I'm watching CNN! I don't watch to many sports really... But I do like watching Superbike racing (I love my Ducati!) I'm part of a medieval reenactment group called the SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism) or Sword carrying Alcoholics which ever you prefer! For anybody that doesnâ€™t know what a reenactment group is we're those crazy guys that build and wear our own suits of armor and chase each other around with swords! (On a side note: Ladies that have been looking for a "Knight in shining armor" I am available for requests and private parties!! :P) I also like studying history and traveling to places where it happened. I've been to 8 countries and counting! I'm fascinated by alternative energy and alt. fuel vehicles. this summer I'm going to be building a Bio-Diesel mini-refinery in my yard (anybody wanna help?) I also love going out to clubs and partying lol. ...my friends say I remind them of SHREK (I'd like to think its the Funny/Complex/Misunderstood/Hero thing, but it's probably just the smell of my armor after a day on the field in AZ. :(

My Interests

ALL things that go BOOM!!! Paint ball, Snowboarding, The SCA, Camping, Southpark, Video games, Cars, Trucks, Really BIG mechanical toys, Sci-Fi Channel, Conquring the Universe, Kittens, Teaching my nephews "Bad Habits", Woodworking, Leatherworking, Metal working, Sculpting, Techno, Custom Weaponry, Martial Arts, Construction, Military Vehicles and...

My beloved little one

I'd like to meet:

Myself 10yrs from now and Myself 10yrs ago (in that order), Dr. Seuss, J.R. R. Tolkien, Robert A. Heinlein, Douglas Adams, Ayn Rand, Adam Smith, Julius Ceasar, Caligilia, Nero, Attilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler, Walt Disney, Alexander the Great, Hannibal, William the Conqueror, Katherine the Great :-), Trey parker and cohorts, Brittany Spears, Jenna Jamison, FDR (so I can kick his ass), John Manard Kains (so I can kill him), Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charlton Heston. Ronald Regan, Sean Connery, John Rhys-Davies, Dennis Miller, Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Larry Flint, Hugh Heffner, Dennis Leary, Timothy Leary and ..AND anybody thats fun cool and crazy that would like to hangout and laugh at the world!!

Music:

Primarily Techno... and a bit of everything else.

Movies:

Brave Heart, Boondock Saints, The 5th Element, Army of Darkness, Super Troopers, Lilo & Stitch, Everything Monty Python, Fire and Ice (the cartoon), Conan (all of them) Ice Pirates, Ferris Buelers Day Off, Lady Hawke, Willow, Finding Nemo, All things Schwarzenegger, The Three Amigos, Roxanne, The Mask of Zorro 3, From Dusk til Dawn, The Crow, All things Jackie Chan and Jet Lee, Conair, The Lion King, A.I. , The King And I, Paint Your Wagon, The Quiet Man, All things John Wayne, Lord of the Rings (I,II,III), The Matrix, Beverly Hills Cop, The Advertures Of Baron Von Munchousen,

Television:

Comedy Central, Sci-Fi, History Channel, and Discovery Channel... the rest is crap!

Books:

I can't read !!!!!!...give me what's in the bag!!! :-) (JK ck out who I'd like to meet... That should splain it!

Heroes:

Stich (Lilo and....), Rafiki (Lion King), TEAL'C (Stargate), Indiana Jones, Burt Gummer, Charlton Heston. Ronald Regan, Sean Connery, John Rhys-Davies, Ann Rand, Dr. Seuss, Douglas Adams, Robert A. Heinlein, J.R.R.Tolkein, Hugh Heffner, Larry Flint.......And many more for lots of diffrent reasons.

My Blog

So much for your rights...

Thx SimonSo much for your rights.........and Kerry did nothing....(And to think He wanted to be the leader of the "free" world.....scary. "You have the right to remain silent if you choose to waive th...
Posted by Killian on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:55:00 PST

FIRE WATER !! The possibilites are awesome!!!

ERIE, Pa. - An Erie cancer researcher has found a way to burn salt water, a novel invention that is being touted by one chemist as the "most remarkable" water science discovery in a century. John Kan...
Posted by Killian on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:51:00 PST

sweet!

trying to find out the Frequency and the method! http://green.yahoo.com/index.php?q=node/1570
Posted by Killian on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:49:00 PST

Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American!!!

Thx Haitia Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-AmericanMy 2 cents: Just so you know I'm against marriage gay or straight.1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeg...
Posted by Killian on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:37:00 PST

A shot back at our "Zero personal responsibility" society

Long winded, but a must read for pet lovers.... Dear Mr. and Mrs. Average Pet Owner: Thank you for contacting us animal rescuers, shelter volunteers, and foster-homes about your inability to keep you...
Posted by Killian on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST

Home Depot...

Home Depot now has a contest you can enter to win a $5,000.00 gift card. Just go to the web address located on the entry form, and fill in comments about your "experiences." This contest entry form is...
Posted by Killian on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.

Thanks Tara!!!!! MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY.As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So ...
Posted by Killian on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:21:00 PST

Two wolves

Thankyou Amy :) One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, en...
Posted by Killian on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:39:00 PST

Inner peace.......

My friend Candice sent me some really good advice so I'm passing it on to all my friends! :P Body: I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a lit...
Posted by Killian on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:35:00 PST

Purina diet!!!

I have a Mutt mix dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina...
Posted by Killian on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:28:00 PST