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CELESTE

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About Me

Spicy Cajun woman who cooks like your Grandma.My spirit is old and my body is young. Rebellious Street Skater. You'll hate me at first then realize I'm one of your best friends. My interests spread far and wide encompassing aspects of the every-day to the bizzarre. Which really means ...I'm all over the place.I am both selfish and generous. I am brutally honest and will not tell you what you want to hear, but what you need to know. I will do anything for a friend and expect the same in return. I am a sensual deviant.I am tattooed and pierced. I take pride in my athletesism. I get stared at. I am a LEO. I am a dirty old man in a sexy woman's body . I like strong, confident people and hate hypocrites, weaklings and religeous zealots. I am not part of a clique and neither are my friends.I am a proud member of the Brutal Beauties. Everybody already knows my name. Celeste #911
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My Interests

The Worlds Shortest Fairy TaleOnce upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No". And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.The End.Roller Derby! Skate Parks! Rock and Roll! Tattoos! Motorcycles, dancing, Strippers, Bondage, mosh pits,magic mushrooms, loud music, the Pleasure in Pain, ENDORPHINES, SERATONIN, pets, Phone Sex, camping, groovy jam bands, thrift stores, D/s, BDSM, Bonsai, Midgets, Arbory-I love trees. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET, I AM A LEO...

Coffin Draggers face the Brutal Beauties for the championship on November 17th.AZ Derby Dames Coffin Draggers vs. Brutal Beauties 5-19-07

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I'd like to meet:

People who like being stared at. Smart people who are willing to walk around the group, not with it.FREAKS, GEEKS, SEXY GRRLZ, SKATING BUDDIESA positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

Music:

LORDS OF ACID, The Grateful Dead, The Allman Brothers, Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Bauhaus, Lynard Skynard, Johnny Cash, Rob Zombie, Tool, Social Distortion, Tina Turner, Fleetwood Mac, Aaron Copeland, Metallica, Anita Baker, Hank III, Bonnie Rait, Willie Neilson, NIN, Garbage, Gershwin, Madonna, OAR, Poe, Aerosmith, Steve Miller Band, Guns 'n Roses, and so much more ...I LIKE BOTH KINDS OF MUSIC ... ROCK AND ROLL.

Movies:

True Romance, Alice's Restaurant, Everything Zalman King, Kalifornia, Boca, 3 Days in the Valley, Everything Tarentino, Mulholland Drive, The Secretary, Prey for Rock and Roll.

Television:

America's Most Wanted. Mostly I just use it to watch movies. Mine has a table cloth over it.

Books:

The Story of O, Silent Spring, Different Loving, old erotica, I like biographies. I also like cook books.

Heroes:

My Hero is 6'4" and built like a brick wall. He has lots of responsibility and holds a very important position in the world. My Hero is a full on mans man who rides a chopper and dresses in an expensive pin striped suit. My Hero is real and i am totally twitterpated.
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My Blog

Puppies!

Franko and Gnarball born durring Mandatory Metallica at Midnight between October 9th and 10th, 2007.Day One2 Weeks4 weeks...
Posted by CELESTE on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST

Could I be any more ... ... ... ?

thrilledfascinatedtwitterpatedgiddysuresolidhopefullanxiousa t easemotivatedexcitedhonestopenwillinghappygratefulalivein touchcompletelovedacceptedwantedand so much more...
Posted by CELESTE on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:36:00 PST

Death of Common Sense

My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as tim...
Posted by CELESTE on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:56:00 PST

Quotes, trueisms and things I like to say.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.         Live simply so that others may live.      -Mahatma GhandiNever give your love, my friend, unto ...
Posted by CELESTE on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:13:00 PST

I'm not sure how I feel about this, but I decided it was important enough to mention...

Right now, I am listening to Metalica's version of "Tuesday's Gone With The Wind".  Ya wanna talk about scary?!?!  Not quite sure what to make of it.Train roll on....
Posted by CELESTE on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

Hedonism III Runaway Bay, Jamaica

I suppose the title says it all. But since you asked so nicely ...Just when I thought my back was a complete loss from sleeping in coach, we touched down Montego Bay. To the left;  the Carribean ...
Posted by CELESTE on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

Be straight with me and I'll be bent with you.

Must vent right now. See the thing is, I KNOW I live a "different" kind of lifestyle. I'm OKAY with that. I am totally aware of the fact that there are things about me and my views on love, life and s...
Posted by CELESTE on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

A new phase in life ...

Life goes on every day.  What we choose to do with these days shapes who we are and who we will grow into.  Some of you know that there is a person in Malibu who has been a very significant ...
Posted by CELESTE on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

I'm Alotta, so I must be Trouble

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be annerexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUS...
Posted by CELESTE on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:11:00 PST

Here's How I Travel In Style ...

    And yes, it includes all the luxuries of modern technology : )...
Posted by CELESTE on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:24:00 PST