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MyGen Profile Generator Hello visitors! Welcome to my little page. Take a look, check out my videos and let me know what you think. I try to change it up every few weeks. My name is Nycki....Roberta the MILF to some and I am 26. The more you check out my page, the more you will get to know me. I like to post pics of friends, so if you are uncomfortable with that just let me know and I'll take them off.

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full name: Nicole Suzanne Kelly
nickname(s): Nycki
birthday: October 30, 1980
where were you born: Owosso, Michigan
zodiac sign: Scorpio, baby!!
height: 5'7
weight: 185
hair color: black
eye color: hazel
shoe size: 9 1/2
ring size: um......which finger?
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): VERY pale
blood type: AB negative
grade: I'm in my second year of college
GPA: 4.0
siblings: two: my sister Liz and my brother Eric
tattoos: four: two tribal tats, one of a scorpion and one of a dragon
piercings: my eyebrow, my tongue, my ears five times each and the bottom holes are gauged
hobbies: writing, practicing my bass playing, playing with my daughter, reading, MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC!!
favorite
color: cobalt blue
food: spaghetti
candy: reese's pieces
type of cheese: swiss
pizza topping: red onions
salad dressing: 1000 island
sandwich: club subwich
cereal: lucky charms
fruit: oranges
vegetable: asparagus
berry: raspberry
cake: red velvet
book: right now it's "Scar Tissue" by Anthony Kiedis (my friend let me borrow it and it is AMAZING!!)
movie: Caligula
magazine: Blue Blood
newspaper: Detroit Free Press
tv show: A Haunting.......
website: theshadowlands.net
radio station: there are 2- 93.3 and 95.5
font: chiller
cartoon character: baby Stewie
artist (painter): Peter Paul Reubens
actor: Anthony Hopkins
actress: Sigourny Weaver
cd: right now it's "Mule Variations" by Tom Waits
song: Um......"The Figurehead" by the Cure
music group: The Cure
music type: um....I like all kinds of music
day of the week: the one ending in -day
month: June
season: Late spring, early fall
holiday: Samhain
shampoo: the one that smells purty
conditioner: same as above
number: 3, 6, 9, 13......
phrase: " 'Rar' said the car...then it ate me"
store: any thrift shop
weather: partly cloudy and mid 60's
restaurant: I don't have one
channel: um....I rarely watch TV
teacher: Mrs. Hronkin-Force for 5th grade
weekend activity: hanging out with my friends playing D&D
hangout: my house
house color: white
sport to watch: NONE!
sport to play: skiing
animal: cat
flower: foxglove
guy's name: Adam
girl's name: Adrienne
board game: Candyland
party game: Presidents and Assholes
story from childhood: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
body part: my pooter
have you ever
been on a train: yes
been on a plane: yes
been in a car accident: a few
caused a car accident: once
run into a wall: hehe, a few times when I was fucked up
burned a potato chip: Why would I do that?
almost burned the house down: yeah, in the fall when I wasn't watching the fire
smoked: I still do
been drunk: many a time
been high: name it, I have done it
broken the law: all the time...in fact, fellating someone is against the law
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): yup
kissed someone of the opposite sex: of course
kissed someone of the same sex: of course
frenched an animal: NO!
made out: who hasen't?
had cyber sex: embarrassingly enough, yes
gotten engaged: yes...what a fucking mistake
had an .. relationship: once
been rejected by a crush: yes, I was heartbroken
loved: a couple of times
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: yeah...when I broke all the storm windows at the age of 5
cried in public: yes
cried over a movie: yes
fallen asleep in a movie theater: once during "The English Patient"
given someone a bath: my daughter
been to a boarding school: almost when I was in high school
been home-schooled: nope
lost a valuable item: yes- my copy of "Pornography" by the Cure
bungee jumped: yes
skied: all the time
met the president: no, thank fucking god
met a celebrity: yes-Slipknot at Ozzfest 99 and Robert Smith of the Cure
gotten a cavity: yes
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: NO!
made a prank call: hehe, yeah
skipped school: all the time
faked sick to get out of school: a few times
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: nope
climbed a tree: all the time as a kid
fallen from a tree: almost
broken a bone: several
sprained anything: on a few occaisions
passed out: yup...now, does that include nodding out?
made yourself pass out: maybe
been to disney world: yup
been to a theme park (not disney): yup
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): yes
made a model volcano (working model): out of sand, baking soda, vinegar and red food colouring
made a clover leaf with your tounge: I wish!
past
what did you do yesterday: went to Traverse City with Zak
memory you miss the most: if I'm missing it, then I don't remember it
memory you want to forget: I'd rather not answer that
something you regretted after it was done: I have no regrets
the last
song you heard: "The Exploding Boy" by the Cure
cd you bought: "The Top-Delux Edition" by the Cure and "Mule Variations" by Tom Waits
thing you said: "cool movie"
time you cried: when I was on my cell in the Plaza Bar parking lot
movie seen in a theater: I can't remember
thing you ate: some chili
person who called: Zak
nail polish shade worn: blood red
time you showered: this morning
person who complimented you: Briana at work
at this moment
what are you listening to: "Blood Sugar Sex Magik" by the Chili Peppers
what are you wearing: a black Cure teeshirt and black flare-legged dress pants
what are you thinking: "this quiz is really fucking long"
what are you scared of most: my daughter dying
how many people are on your buddy list: 46 on myspace
future
occupation: sandwich artist (no shit)
marriage site: marriage is for suckers
honeymoon: see above statement
place to live: England
kids: I already have one
car: a Honda Civic Coupe hybrid
what are you doing tomorrow: working
do you think george bush will be reelected: no, he's an asshole and his term will be over in '08
will there be a wwIII: more than likely
will politics ever be truthful: that's a pipe-dream
will humanity snuff itself out: probably
can the gov. be changed: doubtful
friends
best friend: Marianne and Melissa
funniest: they are all funny
silliest: Marianne
loudest: hehe, me
quietest: Clint
craziest: Kevin
calmest: Zak
skinniest: Holiday
best secret keeper: Marianne and Zak
worst secret keeper: no one tells my secrets
the one you have but don't want: I already got rid of Ash and Geoff so.....no one!
smartest: Zak
preppiest: none of us
peppiest: Marianne
most hyper: me
hottest: oh god, where do I begin?
weirdest: um....Kevin
biggest pervert: it's a tie between Steve and Zak
most annyoing: none of them
shyest: not sure
most religious: hard to say
do you believe in
heaven: the Summerlands? Yes.
hell: nope
angels: yes-they are elementals
devil: not in the Christian sense
god: and a goddess
buddha: sure
aliens: definately
ghosts: I know they exist
spirit (soul): yes
soulmates: yes
reincarnation: yes
love at first sight: yes
karma: yes
love in general: yes, even when I'm out there making it
luck: yes
yourself: I try
crush
who and when was your first crush: my aunt Anni's boyfriend Donnie when I was 3
any now: yes. I will say NO more
a celebrity crush: Mr. Spock from Star Trek when I was 5
who do you want to be with right now: Um.....he knows and that's all I have to say about that
whos number do you want: Robert Smith
who do you want to kiss: a number of people
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: how guys are so shameless about farting in front of a girl, and then wonder why it takes us so long to fart in front of them
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: your mom
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: 9.5
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: sense of humor and the eyes
what do you look for personality-wise: quirky sense of humor, intellegence
biggest turn on: kissing
biggest turn off: pushing my head up and down when I am fellating
something thay weat that turns you on: that fucking sexy red hat
something they wear that turns you off: not a lot
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: to be made love to during the aurora borealis
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: being saved from heroin addiction
what do you wear on a coffee date: my black and red striped shirt, black flared dress pants and my jackboots
is it right to flirt if you're taken: sometimes
is cyber cheating: um.....don't really know
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: sometimes
who would you like to take to the prom: prom sucked
do you want to hug somebody right now: yes-my daughter
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: I'm a Scorpio-of course I do.
describe
mellow: writing
melancholy: sobbing
the perfect date: red hats
the perfect mate: good use of tongue
how m&m's are made: very carefully
why manhole covers are round: that's a good question
one or the other
coke/pepsi: pepsi
sprite/7-up: sorite
boxers/briefs: boxers
gold/silver: silver
vanilla/chocolate: chocolate
flowers/candy: flowers
book/magazine: book
tv/radio: radio
glass half empty/half full: half full
democrat/republican: uber Democrat
colored pencils/markers: coloured pencils
coffee/tea: teas
sun/moon: moon
day/night: night
hot/cold: in between
dog/cat: cat
button/zipper: button
cotton/feather pillow: feather pillow
blue/purple: blue
plumber/trashman: trashcan man
jeans/shorts: jeans
long distance relationship/none: depending on the guy/girl
mechanical/regular pencil: regular
matt/ben: matt
that 70's show/simpsons: simpsons hands down
kelso/eric: neither
donna/jackie: neither
bart/lisa: both
romeo/juliet: both
romantic comedy/thriller: both
nsync/bsb: THEY'RE BOTH FUCKED!!
peanut butter/jelly: jelly
waffles/pancakes: waffles
letter/email: letter
florida/california: cali
pizza/burgers: pizza
hat/visor: neither
football/rugby: rugby
iceskating/blading: neither
movie at home/in theater: both
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: happy face
red lipstick: bettie page
socks: cats
cowtipping: inter-species erotica
moulin rouge: Ewan
greenland: Eskimos
iceland: Bjork
harry potter: Brilliant
red: sex
blackberry: bushes
rose: love
rooster: cock
taxes: bigass check for me
bill clinton: likes head
whipped cream: whippets
george w. bush: fucktard
lollipops: sex
dreams: windows
love: bittersweet
guys: groovy
south park: sweet!
boy bands: suck
pengiuns: are evil
girls: are sexy
thong: butt floss
death: the beginning of another journey
spoons: forks
junk mail: fireplace fodder
dairy: bad idea
panties: being rippend off
your father: is an asshole
pizza: is yummy
britney spears: is a cunt
vitamin: THC
are you
happy: sometimes
sad: I'n not sad- I'm nihlistic
religious: very
bitchy: a lot
crazy: oh yes
messy: yup
mad: nope
slacker: sometimes
nerd: always have been
bookworm: yup
jock: NO!
preppy: NO!
selfish: sometimes
giving: I try to be
obsessive: sometimes
violent: not really
calm: yes
peaceful: yes
mellow: yes
eccentric: most definately
caring: yes
untrustworthy: nope
loyal: yes
patriotic: to my country0yes...to the govt-NO!
perverted: hehe, yeah
colorful: yes
artistic: yes
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: black
do you shave: my legs and pooter
where:
what color is your razor: purple
what size is your bed: queen
what color crayon would you be: red
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 4371 /tr&

I'd like to meet:


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Buffalo Bill


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Candyman


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Music:

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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Carmina Burana
Waking up: The Caterpillar-the Cure
Average day: Fool on the Hill-The Beatles
First date: Us and Them-Pink Floyd
Falling in love: Love Will Tear Us Apart-Joy Division
Love scene: I Feel You-Depeche Mode
Fight scene: Goodbye Horses-Q Lazzarus
Breaking up: Hurt-Nine Inch Nails
Getting back together: The Sky Is Blushing-Jennifer Hope
Secret love: Dark of the Matinee-Franz Ferdinand
Life's okay: the underground lovers
Mental breakdown: Pornography-the Cure
Driving: Knights of Cydonia-Muse
Learning a lesson: Young Americans-David Bowie
Deep thought: The Figurehead-The Cure
Flashback: 1969-Iggy Pop and the Stooges
Partying: Aeroplane-The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Happy dance: anything by REM
Regreting: Disarm-Smashing Pumpkins
Long night alone: Same Deep Water As You-the Cure
Death scene: Mad World-Gary Jules
Closing credits: the sad Star Wars music i.e. when darth is lit afame on the Jedi funeral pyre.
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Bzoink - The Original Survey Site ..END BZOINK.COM SURVEY CODEOh my goddess....well, here it goes.... The Cure, The Smiths, Killing Joke, Joy Division, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, The Mars Volta (thanx sexy red hat guy!!), Primus, The Presidents of the United States of America, Dinosaur Jr., Echo and the Bunnymen, Pink Floyd, Muse, Advent Sleep, Jennifer Hope, Q Lazzarus, Led Zeppelin, Frank Zappa, Stevie Nicks, Sonic Youth, Tears For Fears, Beck, NIN, Cradle of Filth, Tori Amos, old INXS, Depeche Mode, Franz Ferdinand, Traffic, the Beatles, Angelo Badalamenti, Blondie, Crass, NOFX, the Exploited, P.I.L., Lunachicks, Leonard Cohen, the Stooges, The Police, Prince, the Clash, Green Day, Bitch and Animal, Lords of Acid, Dimmu Borgir, Duran Duran, KMFDM, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Jane's Addiction, Dead Kennedys, Lacuna Coil, Interpol, The Killers, She Wants Revenge, the Bravery, H.I.M., Gravity Kills, Nirvana, anything Eric Clapton, anything Neil Young, CSNY and without the Y, Deftones, KoRn, the White Stripes, Eric Burden and the Animals, the Von Bondies, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tom Waits, ..... and much much more.... ......

Movies:

Event Horizon, all Star Trek films, Caligula, Pi, THX 1138,Wizard of Oz, Twin Peaks, Donnie Darko, anything Monty Python, 12 Angry Men, American Gothic, Star Wars, Hannibal Rising, Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, The Wicker Man (the 1973 version), Gummo, Amelie, the Exorcist, The Devils Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Blue Velvet, the Goonies, the Omen, S.L.C. Punk!, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, Requiem For a Dream, ALL the Harry Potter flicks and many others that I can't think of.

Television:


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Books:

If I were to sit here and name them all, we'd be here until the Eskaton. Thomas Harris is my favorite author but...... I LOVE Harry Potter!! J.K. Rowling is fucking amazing! I like older Stephen King books especially IT. That book is a masterpiece! The Tibeten Book of the Dead, anything by Ken Kesey and Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, and a million other authors and titles that I simply don't have the time nor the energy to type. I read a lot of poetry and I love flipping through art books. My personal favorite at the moment is Peter Paul Reubens. Fucking amazing!!

Heroes:


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My Blog

Legilimency

It has been almost two years since I first read Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and I am still in shock that Albus Dumbledore is dead. I do not believe he will be coming back as a corporeal hum...
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

Beautiful flowers everywhere and guess what? Less than two months away is HARRY FUCKING POTTER!

So I bought a wide array of flowers for this season. I am geeked! It is well known that one of my favourite flowers are snapdragons and I bought a flat of Madam Butterfly snaps. They are sooooooo gorg...
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:48:00 PST

oh shit

I'm bored and I owe my mum $130. That's okay. I still have enough to pay some other bills and get gas (as I bend over that the pump for my daily ass-fucking by the Man), and maybe by sheer force of lu...
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

What about this one??

~The Art of Holding On~ {Safely changing minds this time....We fall out and proceed with our plan} Will you push my daisies up from the dirt? I dare you to taste my clementine wine Again.....again.......
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:42:00 PST

I think I was listening to Franz Ferdinand when I actually wrote this.....

2/26/07 I'm burning again and again This dirt stabilizing that torrent of water We are so coy with our wit and our trembling thighs Now it's only finding comfort with red hats in the snow   Down ...
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:18:00 PST

Fix

~Fix~ She wears an unfriendly mask probably senses those auras and empathic voices Cerebral hemorrhaging in cold green silence again Again... Her hands around my heart grip fast Feeling nothing, touch...
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:11:00 PST

It's MILF Day

Thursday.....I'm watching CSI because I lead a pretty boring life. My cell rings and it's a number I don't recognize. I was waiting for a phone call from a friend so I thought it was her. A male voice...
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:33:00 PST

Revenge? Maybe, but at least I'll feel better!

Enter Tuesday afternoon: I was transplanting some grapevines onto the fence that divides my property from Richard's (our idiot neighbor with all the rabbits). He came out and started bitching about it...
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

and when Miranda sang/everyone turned away/used to the noose they obey......

I am buying a new car. Why? Because I am tired of my Taurus and I want something new(er). It's a black VW Jetta and it is positively glorious. Zak's friend is gonna sell it to me and I am HAPPY!! Sure...
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Tue, 08 May 2007 07:10:00 PST

Because I love you, that's why!

Getting a text at 3am from a friend that basically says they want to kill themselves is a day fucker-upper. I had been positively distraught the entire day because I hadn't heard from him. I talk to h...
Posted by Nycki the Sandwich Artist on Sun, 06 May 2007 09:49:00 PST