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Louis Osborn

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About Me

I'm Louis Michael Osborn... I'm boring. I don't have any goals in life, really, and I want to go searching for who I am, I've found that I've lost touch with myself in recent months.
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
I wish that I were bullet proof, I'm better than you, I've failed at life. I'm a narcissist, I hate myself. I'm a virgin but have desecrated everything that I stand for. I'm pretentious, your art will be well received by me. I am black, I am white. I am a heroin junkie, never once have I done anything wrong. I do not belong here, I don't belong. I tend to ramble, but I go places. I've been driven headfirst into a train, if this is love I don't want it anymore. I want to go home, I wish that I were away. I'm a collector of many fine things, none of which are of value. I sexually harass anyone that I meet, except you. I've done it all, I've done nothing. Please be my friend, no, don't. Give me time, give me a break, let's do something now. I'll sit here and mope, I'll soak in the water. I can't do anything right, but I can do this. I am hardly adequate at guitar, I'm outstanding. I have an ego, it's just been belated in its return. Give me a coma, give me a rest. I am a thief, I steal but return. I am a liar, I've not said a word of this. I like to test boundaries, I like to invade Poland before they suspect anything. I'm full of melancholy, full of shame, I look on the bright side. I despise being you. You despise being me. We are one. I am none. Side. Effect. Of. Normalcy. Tolerance. Understanding. Community. Goals.


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My Interests

My main interests in life are playing with my guitar, piano, and computer. I love doing things unexpectedly, and I love making people laugh. I have two close friends that share those very same feelings.

Your Life: The Soundtrack


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Opening credits "Beautiful Day" U2
Waking up "Good Day Sunshine" The Beatles
Average day "No Surprises" Radiohead
First date "I Want To Hold Your Hand" The Beatles
Falling in love "Michelle" The Beatles
Love scene "Fuck Her Gently" Tenacious D
Fight scene "Seek & Destroy" Metallica
Breaking up "Everybody Hurts" REM
Getting back together "On Bended Knee" Boys II Men
Secret love "God Only Knows" The Beach Boys
Life's okay "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" The Beatles
Mental breakdown "Tourette's" Nirvana
Driving "I'm In Love With My Car" Queen
Learning a lesson "Troposphere" Steve Burns
Deep thought "Talk Show Host" Radiohead
Flashback "Fashion" David Bowie
Partying "Paranoid" Black Sabbath
Happy dance "Dragoste din tei" OZONE
Regreting "Time" Pink Floyd
Long night alone "Standing Alone" Echo Image
Death scene "Sleep" The Dandy Warhols
Closing credits "A Wolf At The Door (It Girl. Rag Doll.)" Radiohead

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone on Earth. I'm not too picky and can get along with nearly anyone. My main downfall is that I usually don't talk back because of my anxiety when it comes to social situations.

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O Organic
U Unforgettable
I Intelligent
S Skillful
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Louis Michael Osborn
Birthday: April 11, 1985
Birthplace: Virginia Beach, Virginia
Current Location: My house, my girlfriend brushing my hair behind me
Eye Color: Blue/Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, French, Irish, Native American (Indian)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Converse
Your Weakness: My girlfriend
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Have fun
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I don't wanna go to work."
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Being five.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: N/A
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Poorly
Do you Shower Daily: Most of the time
Have you Been in Love: I am in love
Do you want to go to College: Eventually
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Somewhat. But I'm not anything special.
Are you a Health Freak: Not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: One of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, Piano, Bass.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Musician
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Anything above midget and under giant
Weight: Anything under super freakishly fat
Best Clothing Style: Don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: A couple
Number of CDs I own: TONS
Number of Piercings: One
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing

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Music:

I'll keep this list to my essentials:

Beatles, Nirvana, Radiohead, Oasis, Frank Zappa, Queen, Mars Volta, The Cure, Sex Pistols, Steve Burns, Tenacious D, Dead Kennedys, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Beethoven, Strauss.

Movies:

The Fifth Element, Star Wars (all of them), Michael Moore movies, most dramas and comedies.

Television:

History Channel and That 70's Show is pretty much all I watch. If you don't like history then you won't enjoy most of my conversations.

Books:

My essentials:

1984, 1776, The Giver, America: The Book, Zombie Survival Guide (hilarious), IT, Beyond Good and Evil, The Communist Manifesto, The Sword of Truth Series, The Divine Comedy, and The Bible (no, I'm not christian, it's just an essential read in order to school the masses).

Heroes:

You're my hero, everyone has done something that inspires me to make my life better, healthier, or just happier. No one is a loser on this planet and no one is a winner, we're all just tiny cells lumped together to form a giant being.

My Blog

Hi Hi

Well hello there, children. Just to preface this blog I have to say that my band has been on temporary hiatus recently because of time issues... in the mean time I have decided that because of all the...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

A fun night at the house

Last night was a wonderful night. Kelly (my girlfriend to all of those that have been remained oblivious to the fact) told me that after I got home she wanted to dance. Well, I got home and we weren't...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

Meh

In a land with sleeping pills I am harboring my dreams.Crash on course to Jupiter what you see ain't what it seems.I am blind to the ways of the wicked and it's hard to face the facts.My life has take...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:06:00 PST

Sipping on gin and juice, good sir.

Hello gang,    It's me Louis Michael Osborn again to tell you about his life, trials, and tribulations. Really, though, life is going well.       First things ...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:35:00 PST

The mind of Louis Osborn

     It is that I invite the minds firmly placed in the inane category? I often live this fallacy known as life with little prudence; a truly altruistic mentality. But does that al...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:15:00 PST

Here's some news for the gallery.

Hi, it's been a long time since I've given you all an update of any substance, so I am here today to do that. Hopefully boredom won't set in before my objective is complete. First order of business, a...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

Blahblittyblahblahblah

I remember when we were young and we'd all do great things, we'd all own our own flying cars and we'd all go into space. I remember when life was good and it seemed so innocent, we'd all find our one ...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:58:00 PST

Humpty Dumpty

Woot, woot... so I have had a miraculous thing happen to me today... I got this funny little thing called INTERNET! back.Other than that particular thing, I've moved into my new house. I live with Meg...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:36:00 PST

Good Day/Bad Day

Well, the last two days off have been cool enough.. I played the coffee house again.. decided against playing any beatles this time, my setlist for this show: "Over You" (Original) "Torrent of Light ...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:57:00 PST

Aflac

 Nothing really exciting today other than that I decided to join the twenty-first century and finally pick up a cellphone. I was kind of forced into it 'cause for the last two weeks my phone has ...
Posted by Louis Osborn on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:13:00 PST