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Johnny Utah

If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand

About Me

There are a few facts that are set in stone: I am a hard working, dedicated and passionate father, son, brother, uncle and friend. All I want to do is make people smile I have a twisted sense of humor. I am very much in touch with my spiritual side. I now know my mortality and want so badly to acomplish many goals.

My Interests

Creativity, Karate, Poker, The Nightlife, Expanding my Horizions, Encouraging my Friends Successes, and keeping an open mind.

I'd like to meet:

David Cross, the woman of my dreams, The Dali Lahma, and anyone who has an open ear to what I have to say.People I don't want to meet: George W Bush or his fans (Go fuck yourself Dubya!), People who put patriotism and God before the welfare of our neighbors here on earth, Women with no self respect, Alpha males, Juggalos, People who censor their minds because of their religion, People who regurgitate other peoples ideas as their own, Racists, Rednecks, Sexists, Superficial mother fuckers who think lesser of those without a nice body, cool clothes, money, nice car or any other overrated possesion that is used as a status symbol.If Ive added you and you still want to be my friend.....holla at me and I will write you back ASAP. If you want to chat you can find me on yahoo messenger: [email protected] msn messenger: [email protected]
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Music:

Here is a list of songs that move me in one way or another.

Movies:

Rocky, Scarface, Swingers, Rounders, Transformers the Movie, Run Ronnie Run, Any Given Sunday, Blazing Saddles, Airplane, The Naked Gun, A Walk to Remember, Remember the Titans, The Full Monty, Trainspotting, and I could go on and on.

Television:

Entourage, World Series of Poker, The Contender, The Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken, Mind Freak, Family Guy, South Park, Six Feet Under, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Cops, Southpark, Monk, Law and Order SVU, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Happy Tree Friends, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Books:

"Che: A Revolutionary Life", "Ghandi's Truth: Origins Of Militant Non Violence", "The Art Of Happiness", "Killing Time: The Death Row Trial Of Mumia Abu-Jamal", "The Comedy Bible", "The Prophet", "Sanford Meisner on Acting", "Brain Droppings", "Bad As I Want To Be: Biography of Dennis Rodman","Doyle Brusons Super System", "The Art Of War", "Zen Of Poker", "Poker Theory", "One of a Kind: The Rise and Fall of Stu Ungar"

Heroes:

Mom first and foremost (for letting me discover my own way), His Holiness the Dalai Lama (your words have changed my life), Eddie Izzard (a god need i say more?) Bill Cosby (inspiring me to entertain), David Cross (for just being you! you rock!!) Che Guevara (we need more like him), Last but certainly the most important, My daughter (for giving me a reason to better myself)

My Blog

I found something special.....

My brother and I were debating a while back on bands that put on great concerts.  I stuck to my guns and said Kiss.  I have been to every Kiss show since 1991 and I was amazed everytime.&nbs...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:33:00 PST

an addict once again....

So Im back for good.  Finally have steady access to the net again.  So I can visit this place more that 4 times a year.  Updates: -My daughter is now five and just started Kindergarten...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:03:00 PST

My Interview with God.

Recently Ive had the pleasure of sitting down with the man upstairs. We met at his private ranch at a undisclosed location. I was immediately frisked by his private security and escorted to his office...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sundance Part 1

To start with, I had to have some minor surgery this month.  I had my gallbladder taken out on the 5th.  I took a week off of work and haven't looked back since.  As soon as my surgeon ...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST

Where have I Been You Ask?

About this time last year, I let my internet subscription lapse and I never decided to renew it.  Too many bills I guess. It is good to be back though.  I forgot how much I love to post blog...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST

coming soon....

I'll will be making my long awaited return to Myspace in the near future.  I decided last year to live very simple and ditch the computer and cable television.  Other words, I have been comp...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

Am I finally getting bored of Myspace?

Damn!  Its been awhile since my last blog.  Between my daughter, my job, my internet connection issues and lots of other hectic shit...I just havent had the time to write anything.  I w...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 07:02:00 PST

Update...

Figured I needed to give an update for those of you who read this thing on a regular basis.  Sorry no real humor or rants today.  Those of you who didn't know...I quit my job at Convergys ab...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 06:54:00 PST

Warning Kiddies......

Jose is like an abusive husband.  No matter how many times he ruins your night....you still come back saying "he wont do it again".  I must own some sort of record by throwing up in both my ...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 05:00:00 PST

Here's an Idea!

So this last Sunday, I had to work......lame!! I really wanted to watch some football.  Ive waited too long.  I didnt really notice this but did you know that last sunday was the 4 year "ann...
Posted by Johnny Utah on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 01:15:00 PST