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dood

i miss my daddy.

About Me

i'm young, i'm rich, i'm just about perfect. now change my litter, give me treats and scrach my belly. if you are a stupid human that has never rubbed my tummy. than I don't want to know you. so stop sending friend requests. i'm not interested. CATS ONLY!!

This profile was edited by sexual fucking harrison

My Interests

smoking pot, chasing bird like things, licking my self all over, eating, pooping, staring at nothing, i love sleeping. give me some time I'll think of some more.

I'd like to meet:

mel brooks, and other cool cats. if you are a stupid human that has never rubbed my tummy. than I don't want to know you. so stop sending friend requests. i'm not interested. CATS ONLY!! also, IF YOUR A BAND OR SOME OTHER LOSER TRYING TO MARKET BULLSHIT. THIS IS A PREEMPTIVE GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE. DON'T MARKET YOUR CRAP TO ME. I'M NOT INTERESTED. YOUR GOING NOWHERE ANYWAY. GIVE UP. GO BACK TO PUMPING GAS OR WORKING AT 7-11. I GUESS THATS THE SAME THING THAN. WHATEVER. AGAIN FUCK OFF! god you people are retards.

Music:

i like cutting and scratching. mixing break beats, old school b-boying. and your band sucks.

Movies:

i'm a cat stupid I don't go the movies.

Television:

whatever is on. I can't work the remote. but i prefer to stare out a window.

Books:

can't read... i'm a cat

Heroes:

i have a short attention span. so maybe that piece of string i'm playing with at the moment.

My Blog

sleeping with sexual harrison

well tonight I slept with harrison for the first time. it was nice for about 20 mins. than he rolled over on me and i gave him the back full of claws. he freeked. it was funny.
Posted by dood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what the fuck!

wow !!!! well today i puked all over the rug in my room today. that deiced to play with and hide it (puke) in Harrison's bed. that was a good laugh. I've got him so well trained. he feeds me when I ...
Posted by dood on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST