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Loki The King

All the kitties in the house say meow!

About Me

I'm a tough ass bitch cat and don't you forget it. You cross me and it's over. If you're allergic to cats I know and I'll rub on your leg and jump in your lap just to drive you crazy. The seventy pound dog who lives with me goes out of his way to avoid me. He knows who the king is. I got a soft side to me though, I love my morning love time. I'm an 18 pound love cat when i wanna be. I get so excited the drool comes running down my chin when I'm gettin my sweet sweet love. When I want attention you'll know, cause I'll hook your shirt with my talons and drag you to me, if you like it or not. I got magical powers when i want love you can not resist my all powerful Loki Stare. I also like long walks in the park, chasing bugs, kittie treats, red balloons, hot rods and monster movies. I'm also an expert mason.

*NOTE* APRIL 2,2007 King Loki passed away today. He was a tough cat with a heart of gold. Last week he got in a fight with 2 German Shepherds weighing about 100 pounds each. He survived the attack with some lacerations, 2 broken ribs, and he bit his tounge. Unfortunately he could not overcome the aftermath. His body could not handle the trauma, and his immune system began to shut down. So his Mom had to make a very tough decision to let him go out with some dignity. He was surrounded by people who loved him at the end. Loki was a wonderful cat, the best of the best. I will miss him greatly as will everyone who had the pleasure to know him. He was 20 pounds and took on 200 pounds of dog, a tough guy until the end. Sweet Dreams my love, there will never be another like you.

You can never replace the special ones in your life, you can only hope to add to the list..

My Interests

sleeping, pestering Zeus, chasing bugs like i said, lovin the ladies. Makin biscuits in yer lap. Batting at news casters heads on the T.V. (those bastards)

I'd like to meet:

bitches and hoes. a four legged furry woman to love who doesn't mind the occasional bite to the neck. Loki loves the ladies! Also my old roomate Sonny. He was a human that lived with my people in San Francisco, he had hair down to his ass that was fun to play with. He was my bitch and I want him back!

Music:

schaffer the darklord. love that cat people song. Run DMC, Sir Mix A Lot, the Meow Mix theme song, Josie and The Pussycats, Cat Stevens year of the cat rules, Faster Pussycat, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Motorhead, KISS (i love that peter criss), Kittie, and Leo Sayer.

Movies:

Stuart Little, The Aristocats, Homeward Bound, Smokey and the Bandit,

Television:

the Juice Man infomercial and Saved By The Bell

Books:

I can't read asshole I'm a fuckin cat

My Blog

MySpace Treasure Hunt

Hello my bitches and welcome to my Treasure Hunt. Pass it on to all your friends, including humans. I'm a cat so I have limited online capabilites. Go to my group Bitches Eat Gravy for more info....
Posted by Loki The King on Sun, 14 May 2006 06:53:00 PST

I HATE nail trims

These fucking people! What right do they have to cut my talons! I work hard at making them very sharp. After all I have to keep those dogs that live with me in line. My people pick me up and start cut...
Posted by Loki The King on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:03:00 PST

Bitches Love Me

That's right, you heard me BITCHES LOVE ME! Now I want you to love me too. Feel the power of the King Loki stare through your computer. You know you want to touch me. I will head butt you until you ar...
Posted by Loki The King on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 06:32:00 PST

Damn if I only had thumbs.

Man I love potato chips, I will knock you down for one. Now there's a bag on the counter that my fuckin humans left there to torment me. If I had thumbs I could open it and eat them ALL!!!
Posted by Loki The King on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bitch read this!!!

Yo bitches I'm here and you know you want me! I am the Al Capone of Kitties and will fuck up if I have to. So watch out. But I am best love you will ever find. So take it or leave it!
Posted by Loki The King on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST