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About Me

i'm a true Poet of the Devil's party
a extroverted misanthrope. yet people still like me.
I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber
I'm spontaneous and probably combustible.
good natured with debaucherous tendencies.
I'm a Downhill Ninja!
I can be very sarcastic. I'm brutally honest, i don't play games, i wear glasses.
i try and keep my fingernails clean. I eat vegetarians. i love my job.
life should be like art stimulating or beautiful, i thrive on stress. but I'm a cool cat.
i'm a bit moody, really really picky. i have opinions.I have been known to kill for my friends.
I always call it like I see it. i useally say a little something that offends everyone.
it has cost me friends and work.
but I just gotta be myself.
i laugh out loud alot, I really know how to have a good time.
I have been known to be quite funny. I don't mean to.
it must be a jewish/ new york thang.one, two, three, four!
oh and i give great comments.
tragedy is when I cut my finger... comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks.
If you believe all this without getting to know me , you are one of the people who annoy me.
"Lighting engineers are the kings of rock and roll.
As well as not having to suffer the indignity of pretending to "rock out" every night for delusional idiots,
we get better money, our careers last longer than three years,
and we get just as much pussy as the musicians.
Because we're out on the floor with the crowd, the girls flock to us.
When we explain how much artistic involvement we have with the band,
we inevitably get laid. That shit happens every night.
We also have to climb up dangerous theater roofs,
constantly risk electric shock, and often work 17-hour days
to make sure the "rock" is brought to the "people."
What I'm basically saying is that if the band is God,
we are the priests, and you should all be on your knees to us."
- the LD from Darkness
i would like to live by the samurai creed.
I have no parents; I make the Heavens and the Earth my parents.
I have no home; I make the Tan T'ien my home.
I have no divine power; I make honesty my Divine Power.
I have no means; I make Docility my means.
I have no magic power; I make personality my Magic Power.
I have neither life nor death; I make A Um my Life and Death.
I have no body; I make Stoicism my Body.
I have no eyes; I make The Flash of Lightning my eyes.
I have no ears; I make Sensibility my Ears.
I have no limbs; I make Promptitude my Limbs.
I have no laws; I make Self-Protection my Laws.
I have no strategy; I make the Right to Kill and the Right to Restore Life my Strategy.
I have no designs; I make Seizing the Opportunity by the Forelock my Designs.
I have no miracles; I make Righteous Laws my Miracle.
I have no principles; I make Adaptability to all circumstances my Principle.
I have no tactics; I make Emptiness and Fullness my Tactics.
I have no talent; I make Ready Wit my Talent.
I have no friends; I make my Mind my Friend.
I have no enemy; I make Incautiousness my Enemy.
I have no armour; I make Benevolence my Armour.
I have no castle; I make Immovable Mind my Castle.
I have no sword; I make No Mind my Sword.
The Bene Gesserit Littainy against Fear.....
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

My Interests

doing the robot,bending stuff,ASCII art,karaoke, music, Abusing electricity, riding my longboard down big hills, walking back up, snowboarding, headshoting zombies in urbandead, surfing, sneaking past people, cutting the line, 18 year old single malt scotch, 130 proof bourbon, yankee baseball, eating with chop sticks, bad spelling, crappy grammar, dancing, the Simpson's, good pot, pasting HTML code, sun-beams, drinking tea, french press coffee mother fucker, being very sarcastic, i enjoy string cheese, bars, clubs,"good times", smooth bong hits, breaking things, fixing things, problems to solve, solving problems,
performing awe-inspiring, death-defying, artistically questionable, completely ludicrous stunts and performances with absolutely no heath coverage. Also tap-dancing blindfolded over a tapioca-filled moat while balancing a piano on my nose, backwards, five times fast.
i love music, I love buying records, djing in my living room, hanging with my cat "dood", sleeping in hotels, travel, climbing up on shit I'm not supposed to, swinging on ropes, climbing up ladders, sliding down slides, SPEED (not the DRUG), braking the law, finger pointing, laughing at farts, snickering, fits of intense laughter, being happy, video games, and other nerd crap.

hello ladies.. welcome to my ride.

I'd like to meet:

pretty girls with accents. other than that.... NOT YOU.... no really. i don't like most people.
in fact if your under 21, don't watch the simpsons on the regular or you voted for bush. i probably will not like you at all
Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON.
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's what's up!
and if you must be my friend so bad how about sending me a little note before you send the request.
give me a little heads up.. and god forbid if you post a lame dick comment on my page like "thanks for add" you will be deleted.
have a little fucking imagination. where did you grow up? in a cardboard box?
unless your mad cool or really hot. than i really don't wanna know you.
i only wanna meet cool people with interesting things to say.
Anyone who can sneak in a burp while having a serious conversation.
Inspire me! Make me laugh! Teach me and learn with me!
you should be a model of debauched modern world decadence, entertainment and dandyism
girls, girls, girls"...if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs,
you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death,
and therefore you must at the very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive."-Mel Brooks
what a guy. anyway I like sarcastic girls, I like girls with spunk, smart girls, funny girls (not you Barbara),
girls with opinions, girls with hobbies, girls with Band-Aids on their knees from playing the cello or skateboarding,
skinned elbows are a nice touch also, hope you like to snowboard and skate whatever,
I think glasses are sexy, I like to tell and hear jokes, girls that read, girls that like to have fun.
mmmmm ANITA BONGHIT.
IF YOUR A BAND OR SOME OTHER LOSER TRYING TO ADVERTISE.
THIS IS A PREEMPTIVE GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE.
DON'T SUBJECT MY FRIENDS AND I TO YOUR BULLSHIT.
WERE NOT INTERESTED. YOU FEEL ME?
AND TOM FROM MYSPACE IS NOT MY FRIEND. SO STOP ADDING YOURSELF TO MY PAGE.
STILL WANNA BE MY FRIEND?
what the hell is wrong with you?

Music:

okay this is an incomplete list as it is always growing. sooo i love hip-hop, breaks, soul, some electro, herb alpert, sergio mendes & brasil '66, when I'm hanging with my friends that like techno I pretend to like it. but really secretly I like deep house music. i like the ring tones on my mobile phone, there is so much music on my ipod. Dead Kennedy's, the cure, Gang of four, the clash, Billie Holiday, lots of rocknroll. late 80's hip hop. lots of new wave,bob marley,boneing fat porno beats,Brazilian Girls, 2 many dj's, 2Pac, 3rd Bass, 4 Hero, The 5 Stairsters, The 5.6.7.8's, 10cc, A Tribe Called Quest, ACDC, Al Green, Antonio Carlos Jobim,The Art Of Noise, astrud gilberto, B-52's, U2, Barry Waite & Ltd., Barry White, Basement Jaxx,The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Big Daddy Kane, Billy Squier, Black Sabbath, Black Sheep, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Boots Randolph, Bootsy Collins, Breakestra, Brooklyn, Budapest Philharmonic Orchestra, Byron Lee & The Dragonaires, Cardigans, The Cars, The Chakachas,Cheryl Lynn, (and how do I know I'm gay) Coldplay, Commodores, The Cramps, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Crystal Method, the Cure, Cut Chemist/Medaphoar, Cynty And The Monkeys, Cypress Hill, daft punk, Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley, The Darkness, David Bowie, talking heads, david byrne, De La Soul, the roots, Deee-Lite, Def Leppard, Deidre Wilson Tabac, Dennis Brown, Dennis Lasalle, Depeche Mode, Derrick L. Carter, Devo, Digital Underground, Dirt McGirt, Disco D, Disco Three, fat boys, Dizzy Gillespie, DJ Assault, DJ Dara, Dj Dsl, Dj Funk, DJ Hype , dj matao, DJ Rap, reid speed, the empress, DJ Spinna, Dj Z-Trip and Dj P, (shit I know way too many dj's too list them all) tommy sunshine, Dj's Spinna & Bobbito, mark ronson, Django Reinhardt, Donna Summer, The Doors, Dopplereffeckt, Dubtribe, The Dum Dum Project, Duran Duran, Dusty Springfield, Earth Wind & Fire, Eddie Cochran, Eddie Drennon & The BBS Orchestra, Edith Piaf,Edwin Starr,Electric Light Orchestra,Eliott Smith,Ella Fitzgerald,Louis Armstrong, Elvis Presley, Eminem, The english beat, Eon A, Eric B. & Rakim, Eurythmics, Exterminator, the fantastic plastic machine, fatboy slim, Felix da Housecat, Mos def, Fischerspooner, The Floaters, Frank Sinatra, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Fu-Schnickens, The Fugees, Fun Lovin' Criminals, Funkadelic, Furry Lewis, Future sound of London, Gang Starr, Gary Neuman, Gasoline, George Clinton, George Michael, Glass Candy & The Shattered Theatre, Goldie, Goodie Mob, Gorilla Biscuits, Gorillaz, Graham Central Station, Grand Puba, Mary J. Blige, Missy Elliott, Grandmaster Flash, Green Day, Green Velvet, Groove Corporation, Guns N' Roses, Gwen Stefani, no doubt, Harlem Underground Band, Harmonic 33, Front 242, Hell's Belles, Henry Mancini, Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass, The Hives, the killers, House Of Pain, Human Resource, Ian Darby, Ian Dury & The Blockheads, Ian Pooley, Ike & Tina Turner, The In Crowd, Incognito, INXS, Iron Maiden, James Brown, Jay-Z, Jazzanova, Jazzy Jay, jazzy jeff, Jedi Knights, Jeff Mills, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Jet, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy James, Jimmy Spicer, Joan Jett, Johnny Cash, Johnny L, djDB, Johnny Osbourne, Jose Feliciano, Joss Stone, Jurassic 5, Kanye West, The Kinks, the klf, Kool & The Gang, Kraftwerk, Kurtis Blow, Kylie Minogue, Ladytron, Lalo Schifrin, le chic', Led Zeppelin, wolfmother, Lords Of Acid, Lou Rawls, LTJ Bukem, M.I.A., Madonna, Marschmellows, Marshall Williams, Marvelettes, Marvin Gaye, Masta Ace, Megadeath, Metallica, Michael Jackson, Micky Finn & Aphrodite, Ming & FS, Minor Threat, Miracles, Misfits, Miss Kitten and the Hacker, Missing Persons, MJ Cole, Mo'Horizons, Mobb Deep, Thomas Dolby, Modern English, Motley Crue, Motrhead, Mr. Scruff, N.O.R.E., NaS, Neil Diamond, New Order, Nick Drake, Nina Simone, Nine Inch Nails, Notorious B.I.G., NWA, The Offspring, Oingo Boingo, Omni Trio, Opium Jukebox, The Orb, Outkast, Parliament, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth, Pink Floyd, Pink Martini, Pizzicato Five, The Police, Prince, The Prodigy, Public Enemy, Pucho & his Latin Soul Brothers, Queen, Quincy Jones & The Watts Prophets, The Ramones, Ramsey Lewis, Emitt Rhodes, Rick James, Rob Swift, The Rolling Stones, Roni Size, Romeo Void, Rufus Wainwright, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sade, Salt-N-Pepa, Sandra Reid, Scott La Rock & The Celebrity Three, Shiny Toy Guns, Shy Fx, Simon & Garfunkel, Slick Rick, Sly Stone, Smith & Mighty, The Smiths, Smokey Robinson, Soul Bossa Trio, TheSpecials, Spoon, Squarepusher, Stanton Warriors, Stevie Wonder, The Stone Roses, Sugar Hill Gang, The Supremes, Taleb Kweli & Hi-Tek, Tenacious D, Thievery Corporation, Tornados, Underground Resistance, United Future Organization, Up,Bustle & Out, Urge Overkill, Ursula Rucker, The Velvet Underground, The Verve, Violent Femmes, War, The White Stripes, The Who, Wu-Tang Clan, Zero7.... and the list goes on!

Movies:

casino royale, the big lebowski, the great escape, anything by mel brooks, tarantino, guy ritchie, wes anderson, most of stanley kubricks stuff, kevin smith movies, caddyshack, star wars, anything with any of the cast of monty python, any of the muppet movies,shaw bros kung fu movies. anything with charlie chaplin or Akira Kurosawa.

Television:

simpsons 24-7 or Monty Python's Flying Circus. if i can help it I watch good cartoons. and mostly in hotels or on planes, trains and automobiles. TV and reading about whats on TV annoys me deeply

Books:

anything by hunter s thompson, charles bukowski, bruce sterling, neal stephenson, william gibson, aldous huxley, philp k dick, frank herbert, irvine welsh, jon courteney grimwood, david wingrove, orson scott card, robert a. heinlen, bill watterson.

Heroes:

Machiavelli

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him.
- Machiavelli

Sun Tzu

To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Hunter S. Thompson

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. -hunter s thompson

My Blog

so what do you prefer?

okay need some input. do you prefer the videoblogs or my verbal diarrhea that I type into this stupid computer? and GO!
Posted by sexual harrison" on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 04:15:00 PST

jet tour blog#3 graceland!

more video to come. ...
Posted by sexual harrison" on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

home so here is a new blog

well i'm home for a bit. i have alot of video and pics to go through so here is a short recap of my snowboarding trip. more to come as i make more video blogs.don't rush me. i'm a busy guy. ...
Posted by sexual harrison" on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:41:00 PST

jet tour blog#1

whoa.well it's been a hectic three days so far.so much to cover. let me summaries.ummm my flight into miami sucked, our production mgr is having visa troubles.hence no production mgr.so friday i lande...
Posted by sexual harrison" on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:20:00 PST

spring tour dates! oh YEAH!

MARCH Sat 3/24 Miami, FL Miami Speedway Sun 3/25 OFF Mon 3/26 Tampa, FL Janus Tue 3/27 Tallahassee, FL Floyd's Wed 3/28 Myrtle Beach, SC HOB Thu 3/29 OFF Fri 3/30 Charlot...
Posted by sexual harrison" on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:17:00 PST

ahhh sooo much snow.

can't post too busy snowboarding. i met this really cool chick out here.shame I have to return to NYC for court. oh i got some work.... I'm going out on tour with jet for six weeks starting at the end...
Posted by sexual harrison" on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:43:00 PST

traveling

okay I said i wasn't gonna post anymore blogs on here but until i get home and can set up my own blogger site. this one will have to do.2/15/07 1:04pm.Well things did not get off to a good start. Just...
Posted by sexual harrison" on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

meh

sorry I haven't bloged in a while. been kinda depressed.also I don't think I'm going to blog here on myspace anymore.the thought of the fox news company hosting and thereby owning my blog kinda annoy...
Posted by sexual harrison" on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

dec 12th

well it's came and went. a entire year. still does't seem like such a big deal.a whole year of no sex. big whoop.
Posted by sexual harrison" on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 07:09:00 PST

deep dark deep dark

depression. why has my life taken such a shitty turn. oe let down after another.all of them completely out of my control or not my fault.sigh. I need some love.
Posted by sexual harrison" on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST