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About Me

Beckett Boo, Esq. Cat Blogger Extraordinare Salutations.
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My name is Beckett Boo, esquire. Cat Blogger Extraordinaire!
Well, I was raised my my twelve nanny's in an outside London East Manor I early on realized. I was the bastard child of a very prominent music couple whom divorced early on. I lived with Papa for half the year and Mama for the remainder. No one knows the true identity of my parenting, so I shall keep it that way. Names will not be divulged. Anonymity filters my past. Humour satisfies my Legend.I have a slightly awkward, unique British accent. I'm gorgeous. I have numerous exotic children around the world - and it was NOT In-Vitro Fertilization. It was the real thing. In and out - like knitting.
I'm here for your guidance, counsel, matchmaker, etc... A guardian angel, if you will (no pun intended) - like Kevin Costner in "The BodyGuard" and YOU the Whitney Houston's I was born to protect! I have 500,000 troops of military men at my disposal. They are busy now, but I could make a call. I'm here for you, and I hope that you are there for me. Together we will carry each other like footprints in the sands of time. B.F.F. 4ever
Amen.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

There are so many celebrities I have met and forgotten. Like Bette Davis, whatever became of her? Is she still alive?I've met Ellen and I've met Portia, but I haven't met Ellen/Portia together. I would like that someday. I really would. I'd drink wine coolers (and maybe even smoke a little hashish) for a night of laughs with these two!

My Blog

The Scab in the Hat

Today I was named "Scab of the Year" by the Writer's Guild of America. I considered it a compliment, but wondered how they knew I got scabies from that Castro District Motel 'Cot and Stomp'. But no ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 01:01:00 GMT

Britney Spears and the Celebrity Child Cellar

Today in my redleaf rose garden I o'erheard private gossip betwixt two serfs that the phenomenal actress of one of my favorite films "Crossroads", Britney Spears, has ventured into mainstream pop musi...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:20:00 GMT

Slacks, Pants and a Papsmear

Today is my first, For Your Information Blog, or FYI 1. For Your Information 1: Here is a short list of words that make my soul cringe:MoistSquatCrouch/CrotchSlacksPantPantsPantiesPantsuit SedanSatche...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 09:10:00 GMT

Music Review: In Rainbows

The lyrics stain around the notes in repetition like a Gertrude Stein poem, dangerously subtle and unassuming. With a sound quality that would make Alexander Graham Bell's old rusty gramophone blush ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:43:00 GMT

Vigilante Jumbalaya

Today I read a political news magazine.My veneer whitener was running late. He was "lactose intolerant" and that's when I abruptly waived my hand in front of the receptionist's face, and said, "I've ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:16:00 GMT

Der Unfall Ist Auf Der Kreuzung Passiert! (English Version)

Today I arrived post haste via my black stallion carriage to Burning Spear's concert at the Hollywood Bowl. Burning Spear is a Grammy Award winning Jamaican roots reggae singer known for his Rastafar...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:55:00 GMT

Hepburn and the Mint Julep Chalice

A Mint Julep is a summer porch cocktail traditionally made of four ingredients: Fresh Mint, Kentucky bourbon, cane sugar and water. In the use of sugar and mint, it is not be confused with the mojito...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 17:41:00 GMT

Clash Of The Hilton

Today I ran into Perez Hilton at The Coffee Bean, literally, as he was jammed in the door. I wanted to help, but I figured it would give me more time to get out of the country with David Beckham befo...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 23:16:00 GMT

How I Made $7.75 In 22 Minutes

Last night I attended the opening for Robin Thicke's new men's cologne "Thickenesse". Not a catchy title, but I don't think there are gonna be buyers anyway. I sold my stock once I noticed he was wh...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:25:00 GMT

The Truth About Penny Lohan

Today I despise Dina Lohan.Dina and I go way back to summer camp. In 1985. I was a counselor at an unspecified government facility and Dina Lohan was my counselee. Dina told me things I couldn't ord...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 14:16:00 GMT