How team Awesome got their powers: In an unexpected, yet not so tragic, barn explosion at Kent farm, world-renowned "hero" superman was killed. His burnt and blackened corpse was laid to rest in a roaring bonfire (Kent farm's seasonal crops suffered an unfortunate locust problem therefore funeral funds were low). Clark Kent's ashes were then scattered across the ocean and feasted on by marine life.
Later that week, keen beach goer, Daniel Tynan, was fishing off the pier with Old Man Harrison and caught a seemingly edible squid; which he took home and cooked for his friends in an attempt to show off his skills with a wood-fire grill.
In a shocking twist of events, it becomes obvious that the squid had consumed the ashes of the, now deceased, man of steel.
After overcoming a brief stage of vomitous, food-poisoning-induced nausea, the group of 5 adolescents noticed a few changes to their bodies that were not results of puberty. Oh yes, they had super powers.
As a team they swore an oath to rid the city of evil by making the most of our unique powers.
The Groove - A peculiar creature with a love for dance. He captures the power of disco and with a flick of his hips and a well rehearsed dance number, all surrounding villains become entranced and cant help but to boogie to The Groove's funky beat.
Watch Woman - The founder of Team Awesome; A glutton for punctuality. Watch Woman can momentarily freeze time and with the help of a home made hourglass she is able to enter the past, better prepared to kick some villainous ass.
Miss Sheen - Equipped with acid based cleaners, an energised 6ft Q-tip and an overzealous approach to hygiene, Miss Sheen rids the world of crime and grime.
E-Drive: Though holding no conventional super power, E-Drive is a valued member of T.A. With incredible computer smarts and enough scientific knowledge to make Einstein jealous, she is able to strategically map out battle plans and predict the next move of even the most cunning villain.
Pierce - His ear of steel puts a cap on villainous activity. From detecting satellite messages to picking up numerous radio stations, Pierce is able to detect the actions and whereabouts of super villains through radio and electromagnetic waves.
Nipple Man - The source of Nipple Man's superpowers is Nigel, the overlarge and somewhat deformed Mammae masculinae. his power entails the ability to control and manipulate liquids.Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor
