The Leader, Tha Spritzer, Projectile Bleeding AIDS Man, and the Handi-Captain. We are the greatest superheroes ever to walk the Earth.LEADER: He has the ability to control time and space, he just has no motivation to do so.THA SPRITZER: Ever since he was a child he has had an obsession with spritz bottles and how they go spritz, spritz, spritz. He was an ordinary super hero when he called super heroes together to form Team Awesome.PROJECTILE BLEEDING AIDS MAN: If the enemy has an open wound, they are done for. This mighty hero can shoot blood out of himself, he also has AIDS. If his blood gets in you, you are one dead bad guy, or one of his many accidental good guy friendly fire accidents.HANDI-CAPTAIN: The newest member of the team, the Handi-Captain can only walk thanks to his crutch. One of his legs doesn't work at all. He was originally let into the team because they felt bad for him, but he now proves quite useful due to his surgery that allows him to shoot lasers from his eyes and his ability to park in Handicap parking spaces.
