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Emily's cat is [not] dead.

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About Me


I am a person. There are a lot of us.
- oohbitey at gmail dot com - - 0447823334 -
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Emmy, shes the kid that you can point to your crotch and she replies saying "how much"? -Bitchewl
This person is a completely different shade. A strangely intriguing anomaly. Cunning and sharp by nature; an intricately fabricated enigma. Purely arcane.…but I hardly know her. -Daniel
Emmy likes my underpants and enjoys sushi on the moon. -Elle
Emmy stirs my deep pagan unbridled passions. She is the R2 to my D2. A girl of many talents, she enjoys foxy boxing and dancing dairy products. Emmy can walk on my face anyday. -Emma
Emily is the wind beneath my wings. Such an individual, such the love of my life. xox -Jade
Emmy, hotter than a fry pan, yet cooler than an igloo! -Jemma
Emmy is the face of the boot, who likes to suck her pants and laugh. -Lachie
Emily dislikes physical contact. Except when nervous or delirious. Emily also has scene flesh. -Megan
Emily wears clothes. Sometimes she takes them off. -Nawal
She's like that book you always wanted to read, but never got around to because your computer crashed while playing commander keen and through a freak accident it caused completely unrelated LucasArts characters to start chasing you around in comedic ways until you were hit by a bus and while this results in no physical injuries, for some reason you're now blind. -Shaun
Emily my dearest, she is marvellous. One of those who intrigues, yet scares you. One of those people who you desire to know, yet never really do. One of those people whom I hold dear, and one of those people who I really really want to see drunk. -Steph
Emmy is a through and through pants enjoyer, as observed by her close friends and family. Oranges are quite nice this time of year as is Emmy's performance talent, I have not witnessed it myself but I like beetroot, once I ate an entire can of the stuff in one go... 'twould've been better cold... But that's another smelly old boot on the wrong foot. Ducks do not actually go quack. -Tommy
Emily..one who knows a great goblin king in spandex pants when she see's one -Tor
"I have a real hot cousin" -Vicky
Feel free to contribute. ^_~

My Interests

Britain, Anima/mutation, Andromeda, Apogee, BBC, Behaviour, Birds, Clay, Commander Keen, Conformity, Contesseration, Dos Games, Ebola virus, Elk, Explosives, Fish, Floppy-Disks, Forte Magazine, Geek-Culture, Graffiti, Herbs, Hirci, Humanity, Influence, Invultuation, Lamingtons, Life, Madness, Maple Story, Meese, Moose, Mooses, Misanthropes, Monkey Island, Music, Non-conformity, Op-Shops, Orange Juice, Pop-Culture, Psychology, Public Reaction, Robots, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sparkles, Sweaters, White Ninja, Winter-een-mas.

I'd like to meet:


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♥ Matt & Trey ♥
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Music:

MUSE, Ima Robot, Doping Panda, Brit-pop, 'Strange & European', Geek-pop; i.e. Lemon Demon, & Aussie alternative + everything. I kind of rollick about in whatever I hear... Most music is ace enough for my tastes. Though live music Any other form. Always.

Movies:

The Three Kings, Army of Darkness, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Donnie Darko, Back to the Future trilogy, X-men trilogy, Pokemon 1-4 & 8, Bill and Ted movies, Waynes World, South Park - bigger, Longer and Uncut, This is Spinal Tap, In&Out, The Lion King, The Rage in Placid Lake

Television:

Gumby, Art Attack, Bump in the Night, The Goodies, The Young Ones, Doctor Who, Pokemon, Yes Prime Minster, The Mighty Boosh, Wilfred, Captain Planet, South Park, Spicks & Specks, The Chasers War On Everything, Blackadder, Ghost Writer, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Mythbusters, Scrubs, Monkey Magic, Angry Beavers, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Daria, Trap Door, Rocko's Modern Life, Avatar. Anything Culty... -And British.

Books:

The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy (1-5), Out of the Silent Planet/Perelandra, Tintin.

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Andrew Kepple, Neil Cicsecsergega, Adam Phillips, Chris Cheney, Randy Marsh, Tony Montana (Not that one), Dr. Elwin Ransom, The Frog Brothers, Old Thrashbarg

My Blog

What do mermaids drink?

This is an important question.
Posted by Emily's cat is [not] dead. on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST