I was born in the Bronx and landed in the slammer after i got caught with 10 oz of catnip, then i had to go live with my old lady again cause i was under house arrest for some other minor offences, then i got moved to a home for uncontrolable cats, cause i'm so bad ass!
orrite chaps im in london england and im in a spot of bother, my teapot has become rusty and now im addicted to silvo, its what the rich use to polish their teapots you see, oh bother!
