I like threesomes with Sean Connery and Alex Trebec's mom.
I recently graduated from the Handsome Boy Modeling School and am fulfilling my dream to become a professional male model. I've recently abandoned my previous dreams of becoming a baseball player, fighter pilot, rock star, astronaut & lawn care professional. They were all either not challenging enough or too challenging. I also wanted to be President but in light of recent developments I realize that I am over qualified. I'm also pursuing a dream of not having enough free time to keep filling this profile out with increasingly ridiculous bullshit. I'm off to raise Jack Daniels profits some more.
