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About Me

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Oh Shit!!! Is That Food?!?!?!?! Im 5 month old miniature daschund. My color is black with tan. I have long floppy ears, short legs and a strong nose. I have a Ma and a Pa who take really good care of me. Im a rebelious kid with a mean bite. I like to eat, sleep, wrestle and chew. I cant live without my rawhide. My favortie toys are my 2 red weiner dogs and my tennis ball. I love to get my tummy rubbed. My mom and dad lug me around everywhere. Our favorite stores are pet stores. I love taking trips to New Hampshire but at heart, im a real masshole. Mom and dad say, for a little guy... I really have farts that could kill.
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Ollie
What's your mommy/owners name? Katie and Jeffrey
What breed are you? Im a minature dacshund.
How much did you cost?? Mommy says it doesnt matter because she loves me.
What's your facorite toy? I have 2. My red weiner dog and my plushy polar bear.
Tap water ot bottled water? I prefer bottled.
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I guess im carried more. But I love to walk around.
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? around 12 lbs.
Do you wear clothes? Unfortunatly...
Long or short hair? Short-haired
Indoor or outdoor? I live inside.
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? Both. Mommy is trying to instil good habits in me, but she caves sometimes.
What's your fave color? I like blue.
Do you chase cats or get along with them? I chase them to play. They dont always like it.
How old are you? (in people years) Im not sure!
Do you like to go swimming? Not at all.
Are you fixed? No Way Jose!
What color are your eyes? Brown
What color is your hair? Black and Tan
Do you get groomed? Mommy is giving me a bath today but since I have short hair, I dont really need haircuts.
Are you potty trained? not exactly
How much do you bark? I bark when my toys fall on the floor.
Have you ever bit anyone? only playfully
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? yes
Do you like the bath or hate it? I dont really like it too much.
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? I am too friendly
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? not yet
Do you do any doggie sports?? Does crotch licking count? Bed Jumping?
How cute are you from 1 to 10? Im a 10, for sure:)
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What type of pet are you? Im a mini daschund
What is your name? Ollie
What other nicknames do you have? Mommy calls me Ol for short
What is your favorite treat? I like people food.
What would your owner describe you as? Perfect
What is the funniest thing you have done? I Like To Hump Daddy
What is the bravest thing you have done? I almost jumped out the window once
Yes or No
Are you neutered? No, thank god
Are you a social animal? Yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Sometimes...
Are you friendly? Yes
Are you overweight? I think a little...
Do you like warm milk? What is that?
Do you eat cheese? I have... It gave me gas.
Do you eat bugs? Hell Yeah!
Do you live with other animals? Yup. Bunnies and Puppies
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? Not Really
Do you like to exercise? I think so
Do you like car rides? Yes sir
Do you get into stuff? All the time
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? I love them!
Do you like to swim? Not Exactly
Do you chase laser pen dots? Whats That?
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? Yes! Very Much!
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My Interests

Tummy Rubs, Running in circles, hiding under the bed, farting, Sleeping, Eating, Chewing on rawhide, Chewing on furniture, Chewing on shoes, Chewing on clothes, Sleeping, Eating, Trying to dig holes through the floor, Trying to dig holes through furniture, trying to dig holes through mommy and daddy, Sleeping, Eating, Humping daddys arm, Eating crap off the floor, Tipping over the trash, Ripping my toys to shreads, Sleeping, Eating, Peeing inside, pooping inside, peeing outside, pooping outside, peeing on myself when im excited, pooping under mommys chair so she can smell it but cant see it, smelling my poop, Sleeping, Eating, Barking at my reflection, eating bugs, getting treats, loving Mommy, loving Daddy, Eating , Sleeping, licking faces, licking noses.

I'd like to meet:

Someone to play with... Big Dogs, Little Dogs, Pointy Dogs, Droopy Dogs... Hot Dogs Especially!

Music:

Me and mommy sing in the car:) (But not to that pop crap she likes sometimes.)

Movies:

101 Dalmations, All the Lassie and Rin Tin Tin Movies, Air Bud, Animal House, Beethoven, Benji, Best in Show, Buddy, Cats and Dogs, Detective K-9, Dr. Dolittle, Dr. Dolittle 2, Far From Home,Frankenweenie, Funny Farm, Homeward Bound- The Incredible Journey, Homeward Bound 2- Lost in San Francisco, How to Kill Your Neighbors Dog, The Incredible Journey, It's a Dog's Life, Jaws of Justice, Lady and the Tramp, Little Dog Lost, Man's Best Friend, The Mask, Mooch Goes to Hollywood, My Dog Buddy, My Dog Rusty, Old Yeller, Oliver and Company, The One Man Dog, The Outlaw Dog, Please Don't Eat the Daisies,Police Dog, The Sandlot, Scooby Doo, The Shaggy Dog, Shiloh, Smokey and the Bandit, Snow Dog, Superdog, Turner and Hooch, The Ugly Dachshund, Wagging Tails, When a Dog Loves, White Fang, Wishbone, Woof,You Lucky Dog, Zoltan, Hound of Dracula. Favorite Movies: Best In Show, Grumpy Old Men,Grumpier Old Men, Out To Sea, Blacksheep, waiting for guffman, a mighty wind, spinal tap, 40 year old virgin, Monsters Inc, Spongebob square pants the movie, FAMILY GUY, Evil Dead 1, 2, AND 3. Road Trip, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Airheads, Dude wheres my car, big money hustlers, goodfellas, 28 days later, Godfather, fear and loathing in las vegas, half baked, old school, nepolean dynamite, Best of will farrell 1 and 2 3, Aqua teen on dvd, finding nemo, toy story 1 and 2, monsters inc, ANYTHING pixar, disney or funny.

Television:

I watch alot of animal planet and food network. I Love cartoons so I also watch alot of nickeloden and cartoon network. I watch fox, court TV, Sci-Fi channel, comedy central, GSN, Disney, History Channel, Discovery Channel, HgTV, Spike TV.

Books:

I like to eat magazines.

Heroes:

My daddy and mommy. Mommy picked me and daddy loves mommy and me enough to bring us together. Lassie because she is so brave and smart. Beethoven because I only wish I had the balls. (Though I do know how to get my self in trouble.) Steve Irwin because he was a pretty cool dude.