My name is Bill the Cow. I was made in China, but lived for awhile in Houston. On March 6, 1999 Wendy rescued me from the claw machine at the movie theatre. I now live in Amarillo. I enjoy sleeping. If you wake me up, you better have a coke and some candy with you.-----Survey-----
What time are you starting this?: I can't tell timeName?: Bill The CowNicknames?: BillDate of birth?: 03-06-99Sex?: male
Height?: about 10 inches
Eye color?: black
Where were you born?: China
Number of candles on your last birthday ?: That bitch Wendy didn't get me a cake.Pets?: I used to have a dog but Wendy took it away because I didn't feed or pet itHair color?: white, I have very little since Wendy burned it off in the dryer
Favorite foods?: candy
Favorite drink?:coke
Favorite ice cream flavor?: all of themBedtime?: all the time
Favorite TV show?: The Golden Girls aka the old lady show
What are you wearing right now?: I'm naked
Are you a virgin?: what is that?Do you smoke?: what is that?What are your favorite colors?: pink and glitter
What is your favorite animal?: CowHave you ever gotten your ass kicked?: No, but I once beat up this fat kid named Bryan. It was so funny!Who do you talk to most on the phone?: my mom, she loves to call and nag me
Do you shower?: Wendy promised me I would not have to take anymore baths in the washing machine after my head fell off and she had to sew it back on.
Do you like to dance?: I LOVE DANCINGDo you have a cell phone?: yes.Could you ever be a vegetarian?: I am now. I only eat carpet, pillows, blankets, candy, , cookies and ice cream.Describe your looks?: I am so hot. Look at me.What do you like most about your body?: my hot ass
What do you like least about your body?: my hair ever since Wendy burned it offWould you marry for money?: YESDo you like cows?: HELL YES, I LOVE COWS!!!!Do you like to party?: of course
Coke or pepsi?: coke
What time are you finishing this?:I told you already, I can't tell time.
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