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Pete Mumpower

To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world.

About Me


God grant me the senility to forget the people I never like anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference!!
I am in myspace to:
Meet new and interesting people. I will talk to anyone most of the time. I am not looking to live out a fantasy, or get an hook up online. I already have someone special to me. I am not into internet marketing or spamming. I am just a guy who drives his family crazy with the amount of time I am on the computer LOL.
I do add a lot of models and entertainers, anyone else please refer below to my rules.
I am a guy who appreciates his friends. I love to laugh at jokes and listen to music. So, I'm just hanging out on myspace having a good time. Helping those I can-- if I can.
I was in the US Navy. I served from 1989 to 1992 aboard the USS JASON AR-8. Stationed out of San Diego, CA. First day on the ship was a Friday the 13th too. Should have been a warning! :) After the military, I moved around the country. I have worked in GA, VA, SC, FL, KY, NC, and parts of TN. I picked up a degree in Electronic Engineering along the way. I have worked in and around the computer industry for more years than I would like to admit too. First computer was a trash 80 :)
I am just a guy who is well grounded and Proud of his kids. My son takes after me which is probably not a good thing lol, Lord knows its ticked off my X more than once probably LOL! My daughter is very smart. Too smart sometimes! Should have never let her think she was in charge hehe. She enjoys traveling which she comes by honestly. She has the days counted till shes a senior =) Lord knows how she has put up with my son and I all these years??
Help Fight Breast Cancer
My Friend Who IS Surviving Sylvie Fortin Her Story Here
TAKE A LOOK AT ALL MY FRIENDS!!! THANK YOU 4 ADDING!!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



Sorry, I would love to add everyone to my FRIENDS. But, the harsh reality of the internet & myspace has made me set some rules;
I WILL NOT ADD YOU IF
If you are UNDER 18!
If your profile looks fake or set up as a dummy account(ie.. only one pic in profile, cartoons for pictures, no personal identity to the page.
If your age says you are 39 and you look 12 I will not add you.

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE THE MUSIC IN MY LIFE!!!

Music:

Stuff YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26. Life is most easily understood looking backward-but it is best lived looking forward.

PRAYER FOR MY DRINKING FRIENDS!!!!Our lager who art in barrels,
hallowed be thy drink.
Thy beer doth come, I will be drunk,
at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,

and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,

but deliver us from hangover.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager, forever and ever.
Barmen.

AsSoRtEd NuTs & ThInGs

1. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

2. I live in my own little world, but it's ok they know me here.

3. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, Thyroid problem?

4. I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.

5. Sign In Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

6. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

7 . I got a sweater for Christmas... I wanted a screamer or a moaner.

8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

9. I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

10. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

11. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.

15. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

16. I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

17. "Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive."

18. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

19. Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.

20. If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?

21. Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!

22. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"

23. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

24. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

25. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

26. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

27. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

28. The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

29. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

30. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."

31. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Television:

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My Blog

Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows whenthe old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world wasthat?"The old man replied, "It's fart football."...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:06:00 PST

Grandpa Joke

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Crown Royal and wo...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST

THINGS I HAVE BEEN TOLD ABOUT LIVING IN THE SOUTH

Possums sleep in the middle of the road with theirfeet in the air.There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live inhere.There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 livehere plus a couple no one's se...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:17:00 PST

If your a cat owner you got to see this

This is soo wrong!Spanking The Cat  Watch Video...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Sat, 19 May 2007 05:12:00 PST

A Poem for men and Women

WOMAN'S POEMBefore I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep,One who's handsome, smart and strong.One who loves to listen long,One who thinks before he speaks,One who'll call, not wait...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

I owe my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE."If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."2. My mother taught me RELIGION."You better pray that will come out o...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:10:00 PST

Living Will

While I was watching the NFL playoff games oneweekend, my wife and I got into a conversation aboutlife and death, and the need for living wills. Duringthe course of the conversation I told her that...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:35:00 PST

Makes sense to me??

The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Federal Court buildings. There was a good reason for the move. You can't post Thou Shalt Not Steal, Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery, and Thou...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:15:00 PST

I just like this one?

John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn't help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was. She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and ...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

Money Talks...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promis...
Posted by Music & Laughter Heals on Tue, 15 May 2007 10:56:00 PST