Henry the Hoover - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hi, I'm Henry and I'm a hoover.
I suck. Dust

**UPDATE**
As you know I've usually got a grin on my face - but apparently it doesn't always get there all by itself. Gasp.
Sure I love cleaning... but I've heard some disturbing rumours that I've been sighted "off my face" in a number of strange locations.
The upshot is I'm after pics of me getting up to no good. So if you have any, please send them over! My email is: henrythehoover (at yahoo in the dot com).
Otherwise just message me here and we'll arrange some kind of telepathic nozzle transfer - or something along those lines.
Ta.
Henry.

My Interests

Hoovering. Hanging out with my friends/brothers/part-time-lovers James and George.

I'd like to meet:

Other Hoovers

Music:

Hoover Dam, Jamie Hoover, Hoover, Roger Hoover, Louis Hoover, The Sound of Hoover, Greg Hoover, Cain Hoover, Mindless Drug Hoover.

Movies:

Hoover Street Revival, The Larry Hoover Story, Blow.

Television:

I find it hard to hear the television when I'm switched on, so I usually don't bother.

Books:

J.Edgar Hoover: The Man and the Secrets, Goose Eggs and Hoover Bags, The Hoover Dam (Great Building Feats), The Life of Herbert Hoover: The Humanitarian.

Heroes:

George Hoover, Charles Hoover, J.Edgar Hoover.

My Blog

The Truth About My Affair With Russell Brand

For those of you that haven't heard, a story has been leaked by the Sun concerning an incident that took place between myself and Russell Brand 7 years ago. Let me preface this by saying we were both ...
Posted by Henry the Hoover on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:41:00 PST