COMEDIAN THE DEVILS ADVOCATE

About Me

OFTEN DESCRIBED AS A "PROFANITY FREE CHRIS ROCK", THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE IS MAKING IT HOTTTT WHEREVER HE GOES. IN FEBRUARY, HE WAS A SEMI-FINALIST IN THE "GREAT CANADIAN LAUGH OFF". IN APRIL, HE HAD A LIVE PERFORMANCE AT THE TORONTO'S YUK YUKS COMEDY CLUB SHOWN ON "THE COMEDY NETWORK". IN SEPTEMBER, HE WAS A FINALIST IN THE MAXIM MAGAZINE/BUD LIGHT "REAL MEN OF COMEDY" SEARCH IN NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE. ON SEPTEMBER 28TH, HE APPEARED ON THE ROBERT TOWNSEND STAND UP SERIES "PARTNERS IN CRIME" (THE NEXT GENERATION) AND IN OCTOBER, HE WAS A FINALIST IN THE LAS VEGAS COMEDY FESTIVAL SEARCH IN ATLANTA. HE CURRENTLY CAN BE SEEN PLAYING THE LEAD DETECTIVE IN THE JOE CROSS VIDEO "BOTTOM CHIC". MOVIE APPEARANCES INCLUDE "AGAINST THE ROPES" AND "ANTWOINE FISCHER" HE ALSO APPEARED IN LEBRON JAMES' 1ST NIKE COMMERCIAL. HE HAS PERFORMED AT COMEDY CLUBS AND COLLEGES ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND HAS OPENED UP FOR SUCH STARS AS STEVE HARVEY, NAS, BRIAN MCKNIGHT, THE BLACK EYED PEAS AND DAVE CHAPPELLE. SO IF YOU ARE COOL PERSON WHO LOVES TO LAUGH OR IF YOU JUST WANT TO NETWORK, DON'T BE SHY LET'S KEEP IN TOUCH. HE JUST MIGHT BE COMING TO YOUR CITY SOON

My Interests

I LOVE THOSE SCORPIO WOMEN AND ALL OF YOU CANCER WOMEN BETTER HOLLA. I LIKE CONFIDENT WOMEN WHO CAN MAKE ME LAUGH, WHO ALSO POSSESS A SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE AND NICE LIPS. (TORONTO HAS SOME OF THE SEXIEST WOMEN ON THE PLANET) MMA, FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, BOXING, SELF IMPROVEMENT.

I'd like to meet:

MY DADDY (HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?) LOL. SERIOUSLY, I LIKE MEETING PEOPLE WHO ARE PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT THEY DO

Music:

JAY Z, HOV, JIGGA, ,Young, HOV(oh wait those are all the same person)LUDA, 50, SLIM SHADY Alicia Keys, Erykah Badu, The Isley Brothers, Prince, Don't sleep on Common, Pac was a genuis. LYFE IS THE MODERN DAY MARVIN GAYE. R Kelly (I guess we know that he doesn't have any urinary tract blockage)LOL

Movies:

The Pursuit of Happyness, The Godfather I, The Godfather II, Mr and Mrs Smith, Hitch, The Shogun Assassin, Five Deadly Venoms, The Kid With The Golden Arms, Scarface

Television:

FLAVOR OF LOVE 2 (DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T WATCH IT) LAW AND ORDER, LAW AND ORDER SVU, ROBERT TOWNSEND'S "PARTNERS IN CRIME" IN LIVING COLOR HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST SHOW OF ALL TIME- (HANDYMAN, MEN ON FILMS, FIREMARSHAL BILL, WANDA)

Books:

The Bible, Devil Worshipping for Dummies

Heroes:

Superman, Spiderman, The Incredible Hulk, Green Lantern, The Silver Surfer,The Fantastic Four,The Avengers, The Justice League,Thor, Conan The Barbarian

My Blog

PATRIOTS LOSE HA HA

AM I THE ONLY ONE HAPPY THAT THE CHEATING PATRIOTS FINALLY GOT WHAT WAS COMING TO THEM.
Posted by COMEDIAN THE DEVILS ADVOCATE on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:12:00 PST

50 vs Kanye

Ok, I want to know, is it 50 or is it Kanye??? I purchased both cd's today and they're both instant classics. So let me know, r u buying 50 or r u buying Kane ???
Posted by COMEDIAN THE DEVILS ADVOCATE on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:43:00 PST

JOKE OF THE DAY

THIS KID, WHO WATCHED A LOT OF RAP VIDEOS, GOT A REPORT CARD WITH ALL FFFF's ON IT. SO HE WENT HOME TO HIS PARENTS AND ASKED THEM WHAT SHOULD HE DO, AND THEY SAID "THROW S...
Posted by COMEDIAN THE DEVILS ADVOCATE on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:12:00 PST

The Real King Of Yo Mama Jokes

I AM THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE UNCROWNED "KING OF YO MAMA JOKES". I WILL TAKE ON ALL CHALLENGERS IN AMERICA AND ACROSS THE WORLD, I WILL EVEN TRAVEL TO A DISTANT PLANET IN OUT...
Posted by COMEDIAN THE DEVILS ADVOCATE on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:23:00 PST