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theRobâ„¢

cause satisfaction is no mother's son.

About Me

I can never get this thing to where it satisfies me. the majority of you know me anyway, and you can probably take a stab at how I am by looking at my friends if you don't. maybe one day I'll fix this, but don't hold your breath
friends call me theRob

if you have to tell someone something about yourself, if they can't just see it, it's probably not as true as you'd like it to be.
funny: mentally handicapped sex-ed
wtf?: got to be kidding me..."how not to masturbate"
indeed: "a gentleman never" from the onion
I miss peeing in the snow
nature: fuckin A! sometimes nature is all the violence/amusement you need. hornets rip apart a bee nest

My Interests

I LOVES me some hardcore, going to shows (I take what I can get around here),
skydiving, I miss whitewater kayaking and snowboarding
tattoos, have a few, will have more.

I'd like to meet:

you. I'd love to hear your story. sometimes it bothers me that there are more interesting stories out there than time to hear them.

more folks like the ones I already know. good people. smart, fun people. people who've been places and seen/done things..........
also: a virgin supermodel nympho whose father owns a guinness brewery.

I recently had a list of shit that annoyed me to no end about myspace people, in keeping with my "don't be a dick, Rob" movement, I took it down...but this one had to stay, it cracks me up.

if you're 16, I don't care how much you "love xXhardcoreXx" or think I'm "hawt." we have little to nothing in common. however, I'll direct you to cody's page , you're welcome.

and finally, in homage to the brilliance that is stevie B. "the 7-11 clerk that sells me my winning lottery ticket"

see?!?!? I -TOLD- you!!

Music:



first of all, I'm a SUCKER for covers. hardcore's my love, but I listen to everything from doo wop to some hip hop (think del, immortal technique, etc) poison the well, boysetsfire, me first and the gimme gimme's, evergreen terrace, murder by death, F.A.T.A., johnny cash (the man cannot fuck up..well...), ignite, grade, the clash, clapton, stevie ray vaughan, kenny wayne shepard, waterdown, etc etc... here's to emotion in music.
I'm all over the place...I've noticed lately that I am a horrible 80's pop whore..jesus, what's wrong with me?

Movies:

I loved american beauty, usual suspects (yeah, kevin spacey's great) and what not, not too big of a movie guy, but I CAN appreciate a god awful movie, a la GYMKATA every once in awhile

Television:

Don't have cable....haven't missed it.
I did however go out and buy band of brothers and both seasons of carnivale, if you haven't seen these two then go get 'em, they redeem television.
sealab 2021 will pretty much always get a laugh out of me.
the tick...every time I watch an episode of the tick it's like a joygasm, better each time.

Books:

yeah, I'm a dork/intellectual, whatever, fuck you.
ishmael, by daniel quinn
stranger in a strange land, by robert heinlein
blankets, by craig thompson. see? I do have feelings....a feeling...whatever
read 'em, they'll open your eyes a bit. and by god if you've got one for me don't be afraid to let me know.

Heroes:

if you aren't your own hero are you living right?
my brother, Brad

My Blog

erase mom and dad?

Friday afternoon, I call home, to check in on my mother.(parents are getting divorced, dad's a traveller, out and about, figured mom would've stayed at their home and kept the land line. something nic...
Posted by theRob" on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:39:00 PST

I get violent....when I'm fucked up, I get silent when I'm....

this is infinitely more for me than for any of you, a place to put the thoughts that run through my head and the thoughts of others that strike me.  hopefully you'll read them and they'll have so...
Posted by theRob" on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST

how could she not love this?

so, as some of you know, I'm kind of a hard luck in love kind of guy, but I wanted to show you all that I was trying. so I'll give you a link to a video of me singing haddaway's "what is love" to one...
Posted by theRob" on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 09:50:00 PST

usually don't do quizzes, but this one kicks ass.

ok, this thing's great, answer the 15 or so questions and it'll tell you all about your future love/sex life. enjoy and be amazed! click here ...
Posted by theRob" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how to eat, a guide for guys, funny and great!

ok, stole this from someone (courtney lyn), but pretend I wrote it so I feel cool. Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they dont like it but because it is really fucking hard. You have to le...
Posted by theRob" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST