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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)I'm a person of contradiction, and most of the time, not purposefully. I'm an anarchist in the military. I'm a witch who thinks everyone else that's a witch is more than likely an idiot. I play the guitar and sing, but think that all new music is crap. I went to military school, I left because it wasn't hard enough. I've been hit by lightning twice, bitten by a shark once, but I have yet to win the lottery. I'm a winner, I'm a loser, I'm the creepy chick, I'm everyone's friend. People tell me their most intimate secrets even after I've told them that I dislike them very much. All of the above serves to make me walk through life rather confused.I'm punk rock, I'm hardcore, I'm country, I'm blues. Lord help you on the days I'm feeling techno.84%

97% ALCOHOLIC

My Interests

The Occult, anything from Crowley to Shamanism in indigenous cultures. Hard rockin' guitar players. Writing, but please don't torture me with any poetry that you would read at starbucks. I'm also really interested in guns. Don't ask me, I don't know...I just like guns.

I'd like to meet:

Ghosts. I would really like to meet a ghost, and just have a conversation over coffee and cigarettes.

Music:

Wolfmother gives me that ol' time religion.

Television:

TV rots your brain. TV is a drug for the masses. TV is just another way for THE MAN to control your actions. TV in large amounts, decreases your sex drive. TV requires me to pay my cable bill. Shut up, I had you going for a minute.

Books:

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, John Wayne, Indiana Jones, Snakeeyes the GI Joe

My Blog

Quitting smoking from a cynical point of view

Day 2:Today, well last night actually because I ran out of cigarettes, I am quitting smoking. It was damn hard not to run to the store for more and put this off for another year. For those...
Posted by Hammywhammywoo on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:44:00 PST

hatred is an art form.

No, really. Hating everything takes up most of my time. I hate sunlight, I hate stars, I hate KY jelly advertisements where fat scary people get more sex than me. I hate getting chain lett...
Posted by Hammywhammywoo on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 05:37:00 PST