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Ersatz Ryan

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct. --- Chuck Palahniuk, Invisib

About Me

Ryan doesn't care enough to fill in any of this information so it is being done on his behalf. About him....hmm...well, he doesn't care much for most people. In fact, when i started adding to this site for him his exact words were, "nobody better contact me. i hate people." that's him in a nutshell...BRUTALLY HONEST. you know those people that skate around sensitive subjects and compliment people to sooth insecurities? My husband is NOT one of them..........Oh, and he loves penguins. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

1) his beautiful wife :) 2) EVERY SPORT EVER PLAYED...but especially the Detroit Pistons 3) Video Games. (this includes pc games and every game system out there) 4) Expensive Electronic Equipment (like the ENORMOUS television WE NOW OWN!)...that about covers it...

I'd like to meet:

i think i answered that in the "About Me" section....NO ONE. In fact, you can probably assume that if you don't already know us, you probably shouldn't bother messaging him.

Movies:

he likes funny movies, independent films, and movies with no famous people that no one knows about. Oh, and he loves sports movies...surprise, surprise. Also porn...but who doesn't like porn? Other than that...anything with Elisha Cuthbert, Kirsten Dunst, Brad Pitt or any movie that shows boobs.

Television:

This one is much easier for me...Sports, Sports Center, Pardon the Interruption, Dog the Bounty Hunter, 24, The Simpsons, The Family Guy, adult swim, The Dog Whisperer, and UFC

Books:

He likes the classics, funny books, books related to sports and books that are incredibly complex...like the davinci code.

Heroes:

Joe Dumars (God, i hope i spelled that right), Steve Perry, maybe? ...and successful lead singers with horrible voices