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Clive Singleton

Abba-zaba, you're my only friend.

About Me

I play guitar and bass. Music is the one thing in life that I couldn't live without. I love to party, I love to dance; therefore I love to dance at parties. I'm a beast, but only on the weekends.a

My Interests

Anything that is the opposite of WORK.

I'd like to meet:

THE WOMAN THAT OWNS MY BACKGROUND FOR A FACEOh...and I'd love to be on stage dancing with these 3 familiar faces:Bands/artists that I have seen live (not in any particular order): Bjork, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Grizzly Bear, CSS, Peter Bjorn and John, Hot Chip, Junior Boys, Tokyo Police Club, Amy Winehouse, the Jesus and Mary Chain, the Fratellis, the Arcade Fire, Explosions in the Sky, Jose Gonzalez, Ratatat, the Malcognitas, At Sea, Of Montreal, Explore, the Shins, Modest Mouse, The Cure, Interpol, Super Duper Uber Gay Band, The Rapture, The Cooper Temple Clause, Mogwai, Radiohead, Pixies, the Sounds, Flaming Lips, Elefant, Sigur Ros, !!! (Chk Chk Chk), Q and Not U, International Noise Conspiracy, Incubus, Death Cab For Cutie, Beastie Boys, Violent Femmes, The Strokes, Sparta, Elefant, Air, Belle & Sebastian, Cursive, Muse, the Section Quartet...and many more that I 1. don't remember 2. didn't enjoy (example: Yeah Yeah Yeah's...they SUCKED!)

Music:

When it comes down to it, you just can't beat the Beatles...but I also like !!!, A Band of Bees, Air, Akron/Family, Allman Brothers, Ambulance LTD, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Andre 3000, Animal Collective, Aqueduct, At the Drive In, Athlete, Autolux, Badly Drawn Boy, Band of Horses, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beck, Billy Joel, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Black Sabbath, Blur, Bob Dylan, Boris, Boston, the Bravery, Busta Rhymes, Caesars, Cake, Call Me Lightning, Camel, Cansei de Ser Sexy, the Cars, Cat Stevens, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, the Clash, the Clientele, Coldplay, Comets On Fire, the Concretes, the Cooper Temple Clause, Creedance Clearwater Revival, Crystal Skulls, the Cure, Cursive, Dead Meadow, the Dears, Death Cab for Cutie, Death From Above, the Decemberists, Deftones, Devin the Dude, Donovan, Doobie Brothers, the Doors, Dr. Dre, Eagles, Earth Wind and Fire, the Editors, Eels, Elefant, Elton John, Every Time I Die, Explosions in the Sky, Flaming Lips, Foreigner, Frank Zappa, Franz Ferdinand, Fugazi, the Futureheads, Gang of Four, Gorillaz, Grandaddy, Grateful Dead, Grizzly Bear, Headphones, Heart, Jimi Hendrix, Hot Chip, Hot Hot Heat, Husky Rescue, Incubus, Infusion, Interpol, James Taylor, Jarvis Cocker, Jefferson Airplane, Johnny Cash, Jose Gonzalez, Journey, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Keane, Kenna, the Killers, King Crimson, Kings of Convenience, Kings of Leon, the Kinks, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, Luna, M83, Bob Marley, Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Mew, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Morrissey, Moving Units, Muse, the Music, My Morning Jacket, Nada Surf, Neil Young, NERD, the New Pornographers, Nick Drake, Nirvana, No Knife, Oasis, Of Montreal, the Offspring, Pete Yorn, Phantom Planet, Pink Floyd, the Pixies, the Police, the Postal Service, Queen, Radiohead, the Rakes, the Rapture, Ratatat, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Robbers on High Street, Rolling Stones, Ryan Adams, Sebadoh, Secret Machines, the Shins, the Sights, Sigur Ros, Simon & Garfunkel, Frank Sinatra, the Sleepy Jackson, Snow Patrol, Sonic Youth, Sparklehorse, Spoon, the Stars, Steve Burns, Steve Miller, the Stills, the Stooges, the Strokes, Styx, Sufjan Stevens, Supertramp, System of a Down, Tapes N Tapes, Ted Leo & the Pharmacists, Teddybears, Television, Tenacious D, Toadies, Tom Petty, the Troggs, Tommy James and the Shondells, the Turtles, TV on the Radio, Velvet Underground, the Walkmen, Weezer, West Indian Girl, the Who, Widespread Panic, Wilco, Yo La Tengo, the Zombies...I hope that is enough variety

Movies:

About Schmidt, Ace Venture: Pet Detective, Airheads, Akira, Alice In Wonderland, American Beauty, Anchorman, Animal House, Back to the Future Trilogy, Baseketball, Batman, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Big Lebowski, Billy Madison, Blade Runner, Blow, Braveheart, Broken Flowers, Bum Fights, Caddyshack, Cast Away, Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke and Still Smoking, CKY series, Conan 1 & 2, Dark Crystal, Dazed and Confused, Donnie Darko, Dracula, Dumb and Dumber, ET, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Eurotrip, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Forrest Gump, Friday, Garden State, Ghost in the Shell, Gladiator, Haggard, Half Baked, Happy Gilmore, Hott Sausage, Interview With the Vampire, IT, Kingpin, Last Samurai, Legend, Life Aquatic, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lost In Translation, Master and Commander, the Matrix, Minority Report, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Mr. Deeds, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Orgazmo, the Others, Pi, Pink Floyd's The Wall, Predator, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Royal Tenenbaums, Rules of Attraction, Run Ronnie Run, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, Seven, Short Circuit, Sin City, Slackers, Snatch, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Star Wars (all 6), Supertroopers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), Tombstone, Training Day, Trainspotting, Vanilla Sky, Willow, Wizard of Oz, Zoolander

Television:

Lost, FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, Chappelle Show, Conan O'brian, Robot Chicken, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Sealab 2021, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Wildboys, Deadwood, the Wire, Ninja Warrior, Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Metalocalypse, The Office, Scrubs, Heroes, American Gladiators, Big Love, OZ, Entourage, old SNL, and pretty much any Soccer or Hockey games

Books:

Bible, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Silmarillion, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Angels and Demons, Chronicles of Narnia, Stephen King's Dark Tower series, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Watchmen, Freakonomics

Heroes:

Parents, Grandparents, all those bands that started out really small with no hope, hit it big, and are now playing sold out shows to thousands and tens of thousands of people, except the bands that play horrible music.

My Blog

old nonsense

corn bears feeble penis people clear deers choon chons jeep eating fun times crabapple treefarms cardboard nuances slobber sisters uncle touchers grandpa's magic lap Choco stoppy rides caramel syrup s...
Posted by Clive Singleton on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:03:00 PST

Of Montreal in Honolulu at 39 Hotel

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Posted by Clive Singleton on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 03:35:00 PST

Sigur Ros - Von

I don't know how many of you listen to Sigur Ros, but I think they are one of the best bands of our time. Their albums are all awesome in their own way, but I think that Von reaches deep down inside o...
Posted by Clive Singleton on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 06:12:00 PST

more nonsense

my eyes just lit up like a possom near bear poop mmmm.....mmm! pickled pigs feet slobbery slickle joggy logs pork-chop dildo drumsticks clocktower mintsticks dojo butt spasm cornterd turkey baster mel...
Posted by Clive Singleton on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 06:53:00 PST

Nonsense

funky status religion cheese stinky finger olive garden snapple footed anus chimes authoritative tortoise shell righteous eye shadow ink machine green bean powerline upsidedown taint experiments mahog...
Posted by Clive Singleton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm a BEAST!

So, yeah, it was a normal saturday, until all hell broke loose, of course. We watched the Wizard of Oz accompanied by Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, then I held a baby python for a long time. The...
Posted by Clive Singleton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big 5 (cont.)

So, there we were, growing and shrinking. Then we stopped.So then MF Steve and Tommy got the bright idea to walk in opposite directions down the dark path, so I sat down to wait on them to come back a...
Posted by Clive Singleton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Big 5

Hello, boys and girls. Today we are going to talk about a scary tunnel of scary scares and scoopy scoops (and maybe, if you're lucky, some chupa chups) Me, and my friends Tom Sawyer and Midget Face St...
Posted by Clive Singleton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wampires

So, I was at "the river" with my friend, Tom Sawyer; we had just watched the movie Troy. We were sitting in Tommy's car under this overpass just watching this big white werewolf stare us down with his...
Posted by Clive Singleton on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST