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Kelly

You're the man now, dog!

About Me

I like to rock the eff out with my friends and pass out on their couches. I kick it like it's never been kicked, like a rock. You know, you kick rocks and stuff. I also kick the can, kick the oven, kick the mail box, until I kick the bucket! I kicked a honeybucket once and got caught, damn... Then I had a quesadilla god dangit, becuse I wanted one and it was good! Yeah, I don't care what people think of me, I get along with people anyway. Crack open another one and turn up the volume, cause I like action parties. I gotta get my kicks!

My Interests

Scrabble, candy, sugar, coffee, red bull, powerbars, aliens, bigfoot, candy, coffee, sugar, running, jumping, cart-wheels, backflips, spinning, candy coffee, sugar, aesthetics, tom-foolery, shenanigans, ytmnd, cool, hat, sugar, coffee, candy, lips, lunch, ouija boards, the north pole, sugar. Donkey Lips, punching Hogan.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet kickers and chillers and dillers and thrillers millers and willers and fillers and zillers and pillars and people who can make things rhyme like I just did.

Music:

Elvis, MSI, the kinks, the strokes, cannibal corpse, kool keith, dead kennedys, skinny puppy, lady godiva, pearl jam, fantomas, STP, aphex twin, megadeth, creed, the only gay eskimo, pete kilpatrick, NOFX

Movies:

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Television:

I eat TV sets!

Heroes:

VILLANS