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Scooter

Like a Fat Girl

About Me

okay. well.im the wunkrock scooter.?...im 3 and im thee coolest scooter u will ever meet. haha jk. but im really fun and i ? to hang out w/ my BIKIES! i wuz born somewhere in China n i was put together by some 8 year olds with low grade plastics and the best in small engine technology! i get jealous REALLY EASILY(if u didnt already kno that..=/)I think the worst feeling in the world is when somebody is REALLY SUPERmad/basically hates you. =( i ? hangin around the garage on Friday and Saturdays. The lawn mower is pretty much my BESTEST FRIEND EVER! i ? her VERY much. =) I ? to talk to people. =) i wish i were attractive =/ , idc wut u say or tell me, im gonna think im effin ugly. (i have VERY,VERY,VERY LOW self esteem)BUT! even tho I think IM ugly, if u tell me the same my self esteem gets even lower, I have a 1/2 horsepower engine and some sweet eagle decals. I can go from 0 to 14 in 8 seconds flat on a downhill slope. LoL :D i wish i were better at ramping stuff..i need practice..XP i also like bein the odd one in the group. i think about DiiEing 2 much. i hate it...and to finish this off, i LOVE ALLLL my other machines dearly and i truly do not try to piss u off OR make u mad. i get mad and i cry and i take allll my anger out on pretty much anyone/anything. i got a powerful headlight and turn signals so i am always safe I'm a bright orange color but I'm thinking about getting a paint job soon. L8s

My Interests

Speeding, Tooling Around, Ramping Off Stuff, Beeping my Little Horn, Drag Racing, and Generally Kicking Ass.

I'd like to meet:

Any other 2 wheeled vehicles. Scooters, Mopeds, Motorcycles, Bicycles, and Unicycles are all cool. Even mowers and roto-tillers but NO TRICYCLES PLEASE! Please message me before you add me. I'm sick of other trikes always trying to hook up. That's not why I'm hear so give it up!

Music:

Steppenwolf, ZZ Top, The Biker Boyz, and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.

Movies:

Easy Rider, Mad Max, Stone Cold, Cool As Ice, Eye Of The Tiger, and Supercross.

Television:

The Mouse and the Motorcycle, American Chopper, Chips, and Monster Garage.

Books:

Rumble Fish

Heroes:

Harley Davidson, Evel Knievel, The Hells Angels and those dudes that drive bikes in those spheres at the circus.

My Blog

I broke my handle

    i broke my handle, wicked bad when some inexperience girls tried to ride me. it hurt bad.  i took a bad spill and came out with my handle broken clean in half. it...
Posted by Scooter on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

Tearful Departure

I just had quite possibly one of the strangest and coolest dreams I've ever had.  I dreamt that I was giving birth.  Now, I've dreamt about this a few times in the past few years, but ususal...
Posted by Scooter on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:14:00 PST

Table Saw and Weed Whacker

To Table Saw and Weed Whacker I totally fucked up i know i totally act like an complete jerk im sorry i never knew how much you guys care about eachother im really sorry and i promise that i will...
Posted by Scooter on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 05:21:00 PST

In the Garage

I was siting here...in the garage..bored and only half awake so I decided to write a blog...I don't know of what...mabey that'll come to me while I ramble on here. Yup nothing yet....hmmmm...sidecars....
Posted by Scooter on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:28:00 PST

Romance and Relationships

So I have been kind of praying for vindication/resolution to something painful that occurred earlier this year.  I don't really want to say too much because I don't want to hurt the feelings of s...
Posted by Scooter on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:09:00 PST

wb let's me down again

well here's another weekend stuck at home doing nothing.  I was supposed to hang out with the wheelbarrow after she ruined my weekend plans only to have her cancel again... and now it's too late ...
Posted by Scooter on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:46:00 PST

so confused

Well folks, time has come for me to go back to mama's where ever that might be.. Me and the Vespa aren't together anymore.. Maybe it was more like we were never together? I dunno, Im gonna m...
Posted by Scooter on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST