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Brandi

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Well, my name is Brandi.
I am half Asian, half Caucasian.
I just moved to the Bay Area in early November.
I am now a San Francisco licensed MASSAGE THERAPIST.
I am all about having a good time and indulging in bad habits. I live for live music. I am somewhat sarcastic, slightly goofy, wild and crazy. I possess a very dirty mind. I love to laugh and make others laugh. I hope to make a difference in this crazy, mixed up world we live in, and heal some bodies in the process.

My Interests


Art. Music. Films. Massage Therapy. Dance punk. Nature. Starry nights. Boozing. Live music. Big city skylines. Punk rock. Existentialism. Extreme sports. Philosophy. HOOKAH. Chai. Concerts. Vintage anything. Cars from the 60's and 70's. Nature shows. Zombies. Exotic places. Hockey. Animal rights. Acoustic songs. Dark comedy. Politics. World cultures. Travel. Ancient history. The great outdoors. Road trips. Thunderstorms. Foreign flicks. The wind in my hair. The sand at my feet.

I'd like to meet:

People that can give me a tour of the Bay Area. Especially people to go to shows with!
Musicians, poets, artists, comedians, actors, writers, directors, liberals, anarchists, hedonists, film geeks, photographers, people with tattoos and piercings, and so on. Someone who will make me mix tapes. Anyone interesting.

Deserted islands. Big cities. Small countrysides. New cultures.

Terry Richardson! Daniel Day-Lewis. Michael Cera. Jason Bateman. Radiohead. Gael Garcia Bernal. Ellen Page. Natalie Portman. Margaret Cho. George A. Romero.

Jason Segel/ Nick Andopolis:

Steve Byrne:

You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer

You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverent, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're quite the storyteller!

In love, you are quite the charmer. And you are definitely willing to risk your heart.
You often don't follow through with your flirting or professed feelings. And you do break a lot of hearts.

At work, you are driven but not a workaholic. You just always seem to enjoy what you do.
You would make an excellent entrepreneur, politician, or journalist.

How you see yourself: compassionate, unselfish, and understanding

When other people don't get you, they see you as: gushy, emotional, and unfocused What's Your Personality Type?

You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique soul like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?

Greed: Medium
Gluttony: Medium
Wrath: Medium
Sloth: High
Envy: High
Lust: Very High
Pride: Medium
Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Music:

Last week only:

ARTISTS I LISTENED TO April 13- April 20: Jesca Hoop, The Knife, M.I.A., The Ergs!, Crystal Castles, Throw Me The Statue, Jason Molina, Mates of State, Cassettes Won’t Listen, Foals, Gregor Samsa, Animal Collective, Lucy Knisley, Islands, Stereo Total, Bikini Kill, Spoon, Mr. Lif, Envelopes, Chris Garneau, Sia, Hot Chip, The Blow, The Feelies, Neon Neon, Be Your Own Pet, Mirah, Dan Deacon, The Magnetic Fields, The Cure, Radiohead, Page France, Cut Copy, Jens Lekman, Scissors For Lefty, Panda, Holy Fuck, El-P, Band of Horses, The Kills, The Arcade Fire, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Why?, Adam Green, The Finches, The Bird and the Bee, Minor Threat, Johnny Greenwood, Silver Jews, The National, Alphabeat, Mouthful of Bees, Owen, Panda Bear, Dr. Dog, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Dead Milkmen, Braid, Lily Allen, Polysics, Sea Wolf, Neutral Milk Hotel, Mindless Self Indulgence, Bon Iver, DeVotchKa, Mew, The Dresden Dolls, Tegan and Sara, Tapes ‘n Tapes, Pretty Good Dance Moves, Dead Kennedys, Stars, Electric President, Sparklehorse, Mum, Justice, Arrah and the Ferns, CSS.

I'm pretty eclectic. Some common types I enjoy: rock, PUNK, INDIE rock/pop, alternative, twee, shoegaze, slowcore, electronica. I'm a sucker for anything acoustic.

Movies:

Amelie, American History X, Amores Perros, Back To The Future, Best in Show, The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, The Boondock Saints, Brick, The Bride Wore Black, City of God, A Clockwork Orange, The Departed, Donnie Darko, The Dreamers, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fargo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Frida, Goodfellas, Gremlins, Ghost World, Happiness, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Juno, Kids, Kill Bill, Life is Beautiful, Little Miss Sunshine, The Lost Boys, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Memento, The Neverending Story, Office Space, Pan's Labyrinth, The Royal Tenenbaums, Requiem For A Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Resident Evil, Rushmore, Secretary, The Science Of Sleep, Shaun of the Dead, SLC Punk!, Smithereens, Stand By Me, Storytelling, Stranger Than Fiction, Super Troopers, Taxi Driver, Teeth, There Will Be Blood, This is Spinal Tap, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Y Tu Mama Tambien. Many, many others.
3: The Coen Brothers, Todd Solondz, Quentin Tarantino, Tim Burton, Michel Gondry. 80's movies.

Television:


My favorite show of all time is Arrested Development. SO GOOD. I also enjoy: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Amazing Race, Crank Yankers, CSI, Degrassi, Dirty Jobs, Father Ted, Family Guy, Freaks and Geeks, The Sopranos, Strangers With Candy, Wonder Showzen, all sorts of bad reality TV, and nature shows. And I know it's not TV, but lately I've developed an obsession for the webisodes of "Neurotically Yours".

Books:


Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Klosterman.

Heroes:

Frida Kahlo. Bettie Page.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Inferno Test

My Blog

mmhmm.

I feel really good today. Yes.
Posted by Brandi on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 12:10:00 PST

caffeinated to the max.

It's just past midnight. I can't sleep. So many things on my mind these days. For the most part, I'm happy and I'm healthy. And that's all that matters right now.
Posted by Brandi on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:21:00 PST

a face for radio.

I might be volunteering at a radio station. After three months, you have the potential to be a DJ. That could be pretty kick ass.
Posted by Brandi on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:02:00 PST

Todd Lavoie, I agree.

This is an article in the December 12-18 issue of the Guardian:   Bling Frenzied xylophones in 2007 BY TODD LAVOIE Wednesday December 12, 2007 : a&[email protected] There's no getti...
Posted by Brandi on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 12:27:00 PST

licensed-ish.

Took my San Francisco massage practitioner exam and passed, so I am now licensed in this city. Sweet. Work schedule: (to be edited) Saturday- 11-5 Sunday- sometime in the morning- 5 Monday- off Tuesd...
Posted by Brandi on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:50:00 PST

survey schmurvey

..>..> ..> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Brandi Elizabeth Woods Birthday: November 20, 1986 Birthplace: Harbor City, California Current Location: near Berkeley, CA Eye Color: brown ...
Posted by Brandi on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:34:00 PST

ALMOST DONE!

I passed all my classes!!!!! (Well, still have to take Trigger Point tomorrow, but I'm sure I'll do fine). I'm so relieved! I thought for sure I was going to screw up Anatomy III big time. All that I...
Posted by Brandi on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:34:00 PST

(untitled)

Last night was a lot of fun. I like beer. I had this fleeting idea the other day, of working at the X-Games or some such event, massaging extreme athletes. That would be a kick ass job. I should look ...
Posted by Brandi on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

bolts.

There is a lightning storm right outside my window. It's beautiful. I remember when I was a child, I was afraid of it. Now I look through the glass, and I am absolutely fascinated.
Posted by Brandi on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:28:00 PST