Baron von Bullshit(Joe) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I make video game characters(this means I'm an artist based purely on technicalities). I live near boston and have for about the last 3 years. I enjoy drinking whiskey and talking shit. I also enjoy drinking wine and talking shit. As a matter of fact, lets break that down. I enjoy drinking (insert adult beverage here) and (insert anything one might qualify as shennanigans here). I am also (insert an ever so modest superlative here). The reason I am is that I (you may choose to repeat same said superlative or insert a new one).

I love music. You like music. Let's talk music. Music. Music.

I'm scared to die and sometimes afraid to live. I am a pirate. I am a friend. I am basically, a champ. I prefer sweet pickles to dill and I sometimes forget to hold the door for people. I am also not a very good basket-weaver.

Music Garbage: http://last.fm/user/stoofoo

stoofoomoomoo - aim/yahoo [email protected] - msn

My Interests

Art(paint.sculpt.draw.messshitup), Collecting hub caps(just one, but it is nice yo), Trying to grow rat tails like Jordan Knight(New kiiiids!), Music(hot jams, cool jams, subway harmonica), Giving people better advice than I give to myself, Riding stairmasters at sears til i pass out or matt is actually ready to go(6 oclock does NOT mean 6:30. fact.)

I'd like to meet:

People who:

Are 80% rad
Enjoy hot jams(as defined by me or you)
Enjoy making a fool of themselves on the dancefloor
React to being punched in any extremity by saying "Oh."
Beat box something fierce while cooking some type of food. FIERCELY.
Can appreciate the relabeling of EVERYTHING as "garbagetown"
Can "out-hang" me on the monkey bars.

These men make my pants tight. True story.

Music:

Radiohead, Rockets Red Glare, Patrick Wolf, Bear vs. Shark, Biffy Clyro, Les Savy Fav, The Pixies, MF Doom, Modest Mouse, Minus the Bear, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, The Faint, The Rapture, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Mogwai, Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Microphones, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Decemberists, Iron & Wine, The Cure, Enon, Dismemberment Plan, Wilco, Will Oldham, Sage Francis, Prefuse 73, El-P, Aesop Rock, Ugly Casanova, Bright Eyes, Cat Power, Songs: Ohia, My Morning Jacket, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Hot Hot Heat, The Shins, !!!, Outhud, Interpol, The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel(Best. Ever), Etc. etc. etc.

Movies:

Taxi Driver, Brazil, In America, Barton Fink, Big Lebowski, Lost in Translation, Requiem for a Dream and last, but CERTAINLY not least, FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR. Yes.

Television:

The Office(UK version, not that scrub american bs), Extras, Lost, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Six Feet Under, Heroes? Sort of? I donno yet. I've been watching that ish though.

Heroes:

Jeff Mangum, Jim Henson, Emma Goldman